KradxEnvy smut fic. Just an idea from a deranged fan girl of the two.

Ello, Panda here.

I should start with disclaimers: Ah solemnly swear that I do not own FMA or DN ANGEL or anything pertaining to the such. Credit goes to its makers and not moi. Thank you ;D

I actually have thing fixation over envyxkrad, so I decided to write it out. Yes, this is yaoi… possibly some smut, lemon, fluff later on. I hope you like it!


On a dark rainy night, much like the one now, a certain 'blonde' sat greatly positioned on the roof of a rather ancient looking building. From a close distance anyone could tell he was crying, even as the rain was the perfect disguise for his beautiful tear drops.

'Oh chibi-san… why do I love you so much? I'm a homunculus. We aren't supposed to 'love'… right?

As he whispered, the boy cried to himself, pretty sure that he was the only one on top of, well, a building. Little did he know he was in for a big surprise.

--

"Hey! You!"

The powerful voice rang from a male, with blonde hair almost equivalent to the heartbroken kid he was talking to.

Obviously shocked, the younger and much smaller blonde looked up at the man with eyes that screamed he was horrified.

"Well, don't just stare at me. Say something. You got a name?"

Without letting down his guard, the boy shook and spoke up "its en -sniff- Envy."

A smirk formed in the older male's lips as the name had a pleasurable ring to it.

"Nice to meet you Envy. I'm Krad."

The man known as Krad extended his hand towards Envy in, what one would think, an attempt to shake it. Envy flinched when the hand he placed into Krad's was kissed with lips as soft as an angels'.

'Who the hell is this guy?' Envy wondered, lost in his own reverie.

Shaking off the formality, Krad raised his hand to the slightest degree, retracted it, and with précised movements, caught Envy in a web of his own that gave little movement for the fragile male to move.

"Tell me… Envy, why is such a beautiful face crying all alone?"

Even with the question laced with innocence, Envy knew there was something witty by the way Krad had caught him up in some type of maneuver he knew nothing about.

"What the hell do you want from me?!" he spit at his elder by just a few hundred years, speaking unrealistically.

Grasping Envy's neck a little tighter, Krad nipped at the male's ear and whispered, "There's a little thing I like to call curiosity."

Envy shivered at the emotion behind the last word that was uttered. If he weren't so down, Envy wouldn't have wasted his time with this guy. He would just transmute into something and kill him just like that. Whoever that Krad guy was better had considered himself lucky Envy had just gotten his nonexistent heart broken.

Feeling a bit more than upset and angered, Envy transmuted back into his cover up of green hair, purple eyes, and a fairly thin toned frame in hopes of being releasing from Krad's entanglement. For a second, the blonde did flinch, but not enough for Envy to be able to release himself from his bonds.

"I see someone isn't so human…" Krad playfully sang in an awkwardly high pitched voice.

Glancing over to the side, Envy pouted, that being the reason why he and Edward would never be together.

"So, what are you?"

With a flash of rage in his expression, Envy thrashed about some, knocking Krad of balance. With this, he took advantage of the situation and sent the older male a low blow to the stomach and sprang backwards from a flip.

A splotch of blood splattered from Krad's mouth, and he knew that Envy was definitely not human, and he had to find out what exactly the boy was.

Just as he was ready to land another attack, Envy's eye widened as Krad seemed to disappear and reappear right in front of him.

He wouldn't have guessed the blonde with ridiculously long hair would have been able to move at a speed like such. He also didn't see it coming when Krad pulled a white feather from thin air, grasped Envy by the waist, and disappeared the same way as before to an unknown location.

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It was midday on a sunny afternoon, which was a surprising turnout from the previous night's storm, when a blinding light shone in through broken windows.

"Ugrh…" a familiar green haired someone groaned out.

Under the warmth of covers, he sat up and examined the room in which he had been placed in to. It wasn't a place he'd seen before, and from the sight outside the window, he was sure he wasn't anywhere near Amestris, where all of his and the pipsqueak's life had taken place.

Instead, he thought he may have been in a different country maybe. From the traditional clay seeming homes, Envy guess that he was in Europe.

"That Krad guy must be living here." He silently thought to himself, "but why would he break into his own window?"

As Envy shifted in the covers, he sensed another presence.

Poking his head into the day, he spotted someone climbing down from a bed that seemed to be bunked on top of his. As the figure crept down drowsily, Envy gasped as he met a head full of red, and matching eyes that sent a familiar shiver down his spine.

Shocked, the red haired boy jumped back and caught himself before letting out a squeal.

At first, Envy expected the boy to start screaming and throwing insults at him, but he actually rubbed his eyes, shifting closer to Envy.

"W-who are you?" the boy rasped out in his obvious morning voice.

Envy threw the covers from himself, swinging his legs around so they were dangling just above the ground.

"Envy" he stated. "And you are? I will hope you know someone by the name of Krad. It seems he had a fun time breaking your window last night."

The boy tensed when Envy muttered Krad's name. It was definitely someone he was familiar with.

Behind a forced smile, he sat down beside Envy, "Nice to meet you. I'm Niwa Daisuke, but you can just call me Daisuke. Okay Envy?"

Envy almost burst out laughing at how easily the bo—Daisuke had gotten with him.

"Sure thing kiddo."

A few moments later, Daisuke went to the washroom to get better suited for the day. Still in bed, Envy finally figured out why he felt a certain something with the boy. It was his innocence. The way he kindly accepted Envy into his room, and even invited him to stay over longer reminded the green haired homunculus of his chibi.

They both were the same; kind, cute, innocent, stubborn… everything.

Though that may have been true to him, nothing would ever better than or compare to his chibi.

Envy, was distracted from his thoughts when he slid his arms under the pillow his head had been resting on to come in contact with a piece of paper.

Opening it up, scrawled on the sheet in red ink was:

"Let's play a game…

With the help of the Niwa kid, I want you to find me.

If you can do that within 5 days, your 'chibi-san' will stay alive.

However, if you fail to find me before the time is up, I will find something to do with his beautiful little mouth.

If you love him, you'll start trying right… now.

~the other half"

As Daisuke entered back into the room, he saw the baffled expression on Envy's face and instantly knew something was wrong.

It was too unreal to be true.

HIS chibi…

Tears welled up in the green haired boy's eyes as he wondered:

"Oh nonexistent God, why have you forsaken me?"


Panda: (hides behind Dai) Please don't kill me. I have… cookies.

Envy: Cookies?! Write more! Tell me where the chibi is… (grabs glass of milk) or the milk gets it!

Krad: I'll tell you… (devilish grin)

Panda: (covers mouth) Oh no you don't. This one's' all MINE to play with. (licks lips and snarls)

Envy: I'll kill you!! You effing panda!!

Panda: (holds up pencil) Ah, ah, ahhh… who's the one with the mind and the laptop with MS Word? I can easily have you ran over by a mule.

-End drabble-

Review unless you want that glass of milk to make those cookies soggy!! D

~cya next time... hopefully

.panda.