It was a lovely day in the HORRIBLE HELL of PAIN and TOIL outside the shattered walls of the Garden of Eden, from which man had been forever banished.
"Bitch," said Adam to Eve, who was busy painfully birthing a child.
"Shut up, cuntface." said Eve, popping a child from her womb.
"Jesus christ," said Adam, "that's an ugly motherfucker. What are we going to call him?"
"How about 'A-S-S-H-O-L-E'?" said Eve. "It's pronounced Ashley, but spelled in a way that offends Christians!"
"Good enough for me!" said Adam.
"You should find your cumchugging fag of a son," said Eve.
"Which one?" asked Adam.
"Dunno, just find one. It's important for the plot progression." replied Eve.
"Plot? What the fuck, bitch? This story is nothing but rampent pandering to the distraught and depraved individuals perusing the Bible section looking for R rated Bible fanfiction."
"Whatever," said Eve. "Just go find your fucking fagchild."
"Bitch," said Adam to Eve, who was busy painfully birthing a child.
"Shut up, cuntface." said Eve, popping a child from her womb.
"Jesus christ," said Adam, "that's an ugly motherfucker. What are we going to call him?"
"How about 'A-S-S-H-O-L-E'?" said Eve. "It's pronounced Ashley, but spelled in a way that offends Christians!"
"Good enough for me!" said Adam.
"You should find your cumchugging fag of a son," said Eve.
"Which one?" asked Adam.
"Dunno, just find one. It's important for the plot progression." replied Eve.
"Plot? What the fuck, bitch? This story is nothing but rampent pandering to the distraught and depraved individuals perusing the Bible section looking for R rated Bible fanfiction."
"Whatever," said Eve. "Just go find your fucking fagchild."