More ways to annoy the Twilight character part 2

by JonasCullenWifey

i'v never really had people liking my stories, so to get three reviews on my twilight annoying rules or whatever- was kind of special to me, let alone i didn't know any of the 3 people, so i decided to do more.

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1)Ask Jasper if he's got some bad news, because he is way to white and creppy.

2)Ask Rosalie why is Jasper her fraternal twin, but he is way more attractive.

3)Think about hooking Bellas up with Mike Newton while Edward is Around.

4)tell Jane that her powers willl never work on Bella.

5)eat something bad, and run inside the Cullen's house, than vomit on Esmee's white furiture.

6)keep getting paper cuts and ask Jasper to get a whiff.

7)Tell Alice that Disney Chaneel called and they want their 'Tinkerbell' face back, then laugh .

8)tell Emmett that he is that buff, because he's on steiroids

9) Tell Renee That Bella is already getting a divorce.

10) Tell mike Newton , that Bella is never with him, because he can never take her to a private family island on her honeymoon, but apperently Edward Can.

11)Tell Esmee to let Bella and Edward borrow the house down Isle Esmee, so they can play pillow fight. i'm sure she won't be amused.

12) tell Victoria that she will never make it to the end fof the world.