Dry Bowser shook his head as he had his bony arms together in disappointment, wondering why he got himself into this mess. "This is so dumb..."
"Ri ro rhat ro rean," Scooby Doo said in his annoying accent, which was a real pain to type as anyone could easily tell you.
Dry Bowser and Scooby Doo were trapped in a closet after the two were looking around in a haunted mansion, with the Great Dane being separated from his usual gang as he teamed up with Dry Bowser. The skeletal reptile questioned why he would team up with the easily frightened, food loving dog, but insisted that since he was famous for supposedly solving mysteries, he might as well tag along. And the mystery this time...?
A scroll they found in the very closet they were locked in, depicting a simple story about a certain pesky plumber suggesting a simple but effective solution...
"Hey Bowser!" Mario said as he was at Bowser's Castle with a casual wave, with fire bouncing all around him.
"What, plumber boy...?" Bowser commented in a disgruntled tone as he kidnapped Princess Peach, coughing up some red fireballs.
"...you want to go kart racing?" Mario suggested as he pulled a bright red tennis racket out of his ass, somehow feeling no pain from doing it.
"You know I do!" Bowser smiled, and he chucked Peach into the lava, leaving her to die as he and Mario went to have fun.
"Thanks jerk." Peach complained as she burnt to death from the hot magma causing flames to go all over her organic human body, disappearing within the hot mass.
Dry Bowser sighed as he placed his right bony hand on his skull face. "Welp. Great. This is awful."
"Roh ro!" Scooby Doo gulped as he tried scratching the locked door, sweating nervously. "Row r re ronna ret rout?"
"Probably the author pulling something out of his head and ending this on a cliffhanger." Dry Bowser scoffed as he brushed his red hair. "You know it'll just go off without a-"