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"The Turkey"
The table was set, to say the least
All the X-men gathered for the big Thanksgiving feast
All anxious and wide-eyed as they spotted the turkey
That Logan could smell for miles
"Something's not right", Logan thought to himself
"That turkey smells like it has spent too much time in Hell"
They applauded as Jean Grey sat down the bird
All wanted to pounce on it like a ravenous herd
She held up her hand to hold them back
Using her other hand she raised the top
Oh my, how their smiles did drop
A shriek, a groan, an oh mah gawd, and a merde
Jean Grey's turkey was a charcoaled birdie
"My friends please cease and desist", said Beast
"I believe there is a simple tasteful way to save this burnt feast
The Hostess truck is due to drive by soon
What do you say to hijacking a Twinkie or two?"
A unanimous yes and they were out the door
All to the horror of the truck driver
Whose man was Norm
They ransacked the truck
Left no Twinkies in sight
Poor Norm just stood their frozen in fright
The big furry blue man tossed the driver his keys
And bid him good night
All the cream-covered mutants disappeared from his sight
Norm was very frightened, to say the least
That's the last time
He would ever drive down this street