Author's Notes: Hello, readers! This is my first Transformers fic. It's really just a dialogue, but I consider it a double drabble, too. I've been in somewhat of a creative slump, so I've mostly been jotting down little things like this, such as my most recent Star Trek fic (which is also a dialogue). If you can't tell, the pairing is SamxBumblebee. Also, I couldn't remember the name of Sam's friend, so I hope I picked the right one... Thank God for IMDB! I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Feedback is much appreciated!
Be Careful What You Leave In Your Car
"Did you have another fight with him, Sam?"
"With who?"
"You know who I'm talking about."
"What makes you think that I did?"
"Because you're walking to school."
"..."
"Sam?"
"Look, it's not my fault if I forgot to take out those porn mags that Miles left in there!"
"Idiot, why did you leave them - wait a minute... So he thinks you were... you know... masturbating?"
"Don't say it so loud! But yeah, I guess so..."
"Then you should go apologize."
"Why should I?! He should apologize to me for ditching me at the movies last night! And he didn't have to get so offended about it!"
"You know how jealous Bumblebee can get!"
"Yeah, but it really wasn't my fault!"
"He's not gonna believe you..."
"Then I'm really not going to say anything!"
"That's the problem with you two, you're both too stubborn to do anything!"
"Argh, fine, dammit! I'll go apologize!"
"And give him a wash after you do it."
"What the - why?!"
"To show him that you really mean it. Make sure you vacuum the seats, too. Maybe wax him, too."
"Dammit... All this, just because of some porn... I'm going to kill you, Miles..."