It was no secret that castle knew some of the superheroes in New York, in fact he knew quite a few, but his favorite hero, or anti hero, was none other than Deadpool.

Yes, the merc with the mouth was one of his favorites, they would have a lot of laughs together.

One time where they usually had fun was when castle invited him to play poker with a few fellow writers, but sometimes things got... weird.

Castle opened the door and saw the man standing in the doorway.

"Wade."

"Rick."

"Do you have clothes on underneath your suit?"

"Yes castle. I'm not a mindless animal."

"You do remember the last two times you were here right?"

Wade flashed back to the first two times that he had shown up to castles apartment for poker. He had spent over an hour making sure he was weapon free before sitting down, and five minutes later they left and he had to spend another hour gearing up. The next time. he took off his suit and made everyone cringe as he sat down. The evening had taken a turn for the worst when he had tried making small talk and insulted everyone at the table, and their families. Once the problem was solved, castle told him that he had to wear clothes on under his suit when he stopped by for poker night again.

"Yeah, I do."

"So you have something on under the suit?"

"Yes." Wade said as he took off his suit and was standing in socks, a pair of basketball shorts, and a Deadpool shirt. He pulled out a pair of unicorn slippers, and a unicorn plush from his bag.

"You're going to keep it PG-13 right?"

"Yeah."

"Okay, we don't need to insult anyone's mothers this time around."

"Yeah, I went to far last time."

"Wade, you insulted Stephen King by saying he looked like a mummy who needed to get..."

"I know. It wasn't exactly my finest moment."

"You said that I should be a tap dancer so I could tap Nikki heat."

"Because that's a stripper name."

"You said that..."

"I also said that I look like a testicle with teeth."

"That is true."

"Hey! Stephen said. "Are we going to play or what?"

"Coming." Castle said. "Behave Wade."

"I will."

They sat down and played poker.

When it was time to go, Wade didn't move.

"Wade? Are you okay?"

"I'm having a problem."

"Please tell my you aren't..."

"Yup."

"Waaade." Castle complained.

"I can't walk around with this kind of a problem rick. People will notice, and there is no way I'm going to jail for indecent exposure."

"Can't you say you are drunk?"

"Well it hasn't worked the last ten times, but maybe it will work this time."

"Sarcasm is unbecoming."

"Try saying that with a straight face."

"You know I can't take you seriously."

"Then help me."

The rest of the evening was... interesting, to say the least.

AN: this is a series of one shots, when Deadpool comes to annoy castle.