Do you understand that feeling when you walk through the streets that there is so much litter that you gotta ask yourself, "Why isn't the governor of Minneapolis doing something?" That as the major issue that needed to be resolved by Big Bird.
"Hey, Oscar, what the heck you be doing, turd?" shouted Big Bird as he just finished landing from flying from St. Paul.
Oscar was sitting in his luxurious trash can. It was called luxurious because one day, he was able to get some old cloth from an Oscar De La Renta dress and use it as "wallpaper" for the trash can. He had an old bottle of Chanel perfume to prevent any bacteria from growing inside of it.
"I ain't doing anything important!" said Oscar as he turned around and this weird wrinkly looking monster appeared.
"Hhhhhhhhelp..." said the creature as he looked for something with his hands all around, looking like gross pieces of shit that you find at a bbq joint in Ashville.\
"We would like to help, nigga, if you told us what you are looking for," replied Big Bird as he farted and an egg came out.