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Fire Nation Boys Are Easy

Zuko was stalking around the grounds of the earth palace trying to find something to occupy his time since Azula effectively cut him off from assisting in the legislative aspects of the coup, when suddenly his limbs went limp and he fell to the ground on his back. A shadow appeared over him and he looked up at one of Azula's companions. Laughing, the acrobatic girl straddled his prostrate body.

"Ty Lee." He spat the name at her but she just smiled down at him.

"Hi, Prince Zuko! Azula told me to find you. She didn't say what for but wow, did you ever get cute! I wasn't paying attention before, but oh my gosh! Look at your hair!" He closed his eyes as she sighed and ran her fingers through it.

"Oooh, its soo soft… I wish my hair was as pretty as yours…" He gaped at her absurd rambling and tried to ignore the soothing feel of her nails tracing his scalp and the warm pressure of her hips against his. He could feel his body reacting and heat rose in his cheeks. Damn teenage hormones!

The heat increased as she rocked back and looked at him curiously, arching her brow. "Why is your aura so... red? Glad to see me?"

"Get… off me!! And STOP MOVING SO MUCH!" He ground out as menacingly as he could under the circumstances. He really, really wanted her to get off… No, wait, poor choice of words… Just then Ty Lee purposely shifted her round bottom and a bolt of pure pleasure shot through his groin. He closed his eyes and groaned. Why the hell not? It's not like he had anything better to do…

"Wait, I changed my mind... keep moving..."

Her eyes got even bigger and she smirked knowingly. "Oooh, I guess all of you ISN'T paralyzed! Whee! You know... I never got the hang of paralyzing THAT... good thing I didn't, huh?"

"Yeah… good thing… you think you could loosen my pants a bit?" He hissed as she did just that. Sliding down his thighs and pulling the drawstring knots apart, chattering all the while.

"Mai would kill for this chance." She gasped suddenly. "That really wasn't a knife in your pocket! Wow... your highness..." His cocky grin at the wonder in her voice faded when he heard another voice from behind her.

"Ty Lee. I believe I told you to retrieve my brother, not molest him." Azula sounded cool and in control as usual.

The smiling girl reluctantly tugged his trousers back into place. "Sorry, cutie. I guess we will have to do this some other time." She winked at him before turning to the princess.

"Sorry, Azula. He was just so cute, I couldn't resist."

"Hrmmm… Be that as it may, I have told you before about playing with my toys." Zuko's eyes widened at those words. Toys? He tilted his head back and watched the other girl cartwheel away. No, don't leave!! He still couldn't move and why was his sister looking at him like that? And why didn't she have Ty Lee release him? Thankfully, his spirits had flagged at the sound of his sister's voice or he would be in even sorrier shape.

Azula smirked, one finely arched brow raised mockingly. "What? Is Mai not enough for you?"

Zuko could feel his blush returning. "Be quiet and help me!"

"If I didn't need you I would leave you here to wallow in your shame, Dum Dum. But unfortunately I require your assistance…" With that she sighed and using surprising strength, dragged him to a standing position, his body draped heavily over hers.

Distracted by the way his leanly muscled frame shifted against her, she didn't notice the two shadows hiding behind a nearby hedge as she awkwardly maneuvered them down the path.

Or hear their muffled conversation.

"Told ya I could do it! It's simple! You should try it sometime!"

A seemingly bored voice answered, "Yeah, yeah… just take the money and shut the hell up."

FIN

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