The Legend of Zelda: The weirdness of time
Chapter 1: The beginning
It all started when the three goddesses where awaken by a strong evil force there names are Din,Nayru and Farore these were the things that created the earth(poor things.)
Din with her strong flaming arms she farted and she cultivated the land and her second fart created the red planet.
Nayru with her wisdom she was shot into the air and that's when her wisdom poured onto the earth and gave the spirit of law to the world.
The last was Farore with her rich soul she gave birth to everything that would uphold the law. (she also wasted her rupees on hospital bills giving birth to these things.)
When these three goddesses combined together (in a non-sexual way) there mystic powers turned them into a powerful treasure called the triforce which were three triangles, they were hidden in the sacred meadow so that they could be protected from the king of thieves.
The king of thieves name is Gannondorf who was really psychotic and the king kept calling him a psychotic bastard and that's when his evil plan began he new if the hero of time was so stupid enough to pull the sword of weirdness from the pedestal then things would just get weird by leading him to the sacred meadow he could be granted ultimate power. With this power he could fart total destruction onto the face of the world and that's when the adventure began...
(on the next chapter u get to see how weird it really gets stay tuned for chapter 2:links weird awakening)