Author's Note: Uh... I'm at it again. :P Yep, yet another cheesy fanfic. This one includes vomit-inducing, overly-used cliches. You have been warned. Sorry. D: Anyway, enjoy and try not to throw up with the whole 'only two rooms' thing. Yeaaah. Sorry to do this to you. Anyway, when a friend read this, she said it sounded slightly OOC. So just to warn you.

"WHAT!" Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto stared at their sensei in horror. "You want us to what?"

Hatake Kakashi sighed, running a hand through his silvery hair. "You heard me."

Naruto howled in anguish and Sasuke looked as if he was about or scream or cry.

"Sensei!" the blonde declared, "How do you expect me to share a room with this...this...dobe?"

"Who're you calling dobe, bastard?" Sasuke growled through gritted teeth.

Kakashi shrugged. The small inn they had checked into only had two available rooms. "Sorry," he said, not really sounding sorry at all, "Sakura gets her own room because she's a girl, and I have buisness to attend to tonight and won't be staying here. Therefore, you boys need to share."

"But sensei-"

"I don't want to hear it. You're sharing a room. Do you understand?" The tone of the jounin's voice, cutting off both boys' simultaneous protests, sent the two into submission.

"Yes, Sensei," Naruto grumbled.

"Whatever," Sasuke muttered.

"Excellent!" Kakashi smiled underneath his mask. "I'll be on my way, then... I expect you three to behave yourselves. Especially youm Naruto." He gave the blonde a friendly, 'I'm just joking' pat on the head as Naruto scowled fiercley. After distributing a room key to each memebr of Team 7, Kakashi offered the three a little wave before exiting the inn.

"This sucks," Naruto moaned as soon as his sensei was out of earshot.

"I don't like this arrangement any better than you do, so shut up and stop complaining," Sasuke growled. "We have no choice, she we'd best just get this over with." The Uchiha was clearly annoyed.

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura chimed cheerily, smiling brightly. "You can share a room with me, and not with-" she stopped as Sasuke glared at her irritably. "O...Okay, then... good night, Sasuke-kun," she said meekly and leaving to find her room without a word to Naruto."

"G'night, Sakura-chan!" Naruto called, but was disappointed when he recieved no reply.

"C'mon, dobe," Sasuke said, whacking the back of Naruto's head with his palm. "Let's go find our room."

Naruto stared at the key in his hand before stomping down the hallway, leaving his things behind. Heaving a sigh, Sasuke slung his own pack over his shoulder, dragging the blonde's things along.

The Demon Fox contained was jamming the key into the appropriate lock and twisting it madly. "The door won't lock, dammit!" Frustrated, he began to bang furiously on the door.

Sasuke impatiently took the key from Naruto, slid it into the lock, and gently turned it. The door swung open easily. He smirked as Naruto shoved past him and snatched his pack, fuming.

Sasuke sighed for the second time in less than two minutes.

They were in for a looong night.

Author's Note: It only gets worse in the next chapter! Stop reading while you still can!
In the next chapter, there'll be some NaruSasu action... -winkwink-
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