Disclaimer: I'm actually not sure who owns this. I doubt that JK Rowling would write something like this , but I didn't make the charecters. Hmmmm.....
Harry was sitting in Mrs. Figg's living room drinking tea. (A/n: mmm. Tea) Conversation was so scarce that Harry went out on a limb to try making a conversation.
"When I went to muggle school, my librarian said that last names held clues about what your ancestors may have done for a job." Mrs. Figg looked at him strangly. " No, really!" he protested. "She said that my ancestors were probably potters. That would mean that Hermione's were probably cattle grazing rangers, and Ron's wheezed a lot." He paused lokking thoughtful. "Does that mean that yours invented the cookie?"
"What do you mean, boy?"
"The Fig Newton! One of your ancestors was probably named Newton Figg and on the patent sheet, had to put his last name first and he put it into the wrong box and spelled it wrong!"
Mrs. Figg lokked at the broadly grinning face and shook her head.
"Why can't You-Know-Who just finish him off?"
Well, thats it. Not very good, I know. I just wrote it on a whim.