Notes: Skank!Kurt and Skank!Santana. Ages of characters are from 5- 18. Will and Emma are live in Social Workers who live in the home with the kids, while Burt is head social worker who only works the day shift.
Edit: 02/05/15, I realize the chapters I have don't particulary read well so i'm editing the chapters I have and I think i'm going to start this story up again.
Warnings: Will be given as needed. For this chapter reference to sexual acts.
Part: 1/?
Santana didn't hear her door slowly open, neither did she hear the sounds of someone taking off their shoes and climbing into her bed. She was deep enough in her slumber to not feel an arm gently wrap it's way around her waist. She did however hear the soft, high voice that whispered "Santana wake-y wake-y"
"What do you want Hummel?" she groaned in return "It's to early for sex"
"Firstly, ew, you have the wrong plumbing and secondly I'm actually here to take you shopping because my father gave me $50."
"Why would Burt give you so much money? All you do is buy cigarettes and alcohol with the money he gives you"
"He asked me to take my little brother to the cinema with his friends." He Began "I refused of course, I'm not taking 5, 12 year old soccer kids to see a shitty film in my car" Kurt explained "So my dad bribed me and now I'm $50 richer and you have earned your self some new piercings if you are up for it?"
Santana looked at him a smile forming on her face. Kurt was a year older than her and practically her role model. His quiff was coloured pink but sometimes it would be blue, green or purple. He had a multitude of piercings (Lip, ears, nose, eyebrow), and 3 tattoo's (which only Santana knew about), he wasn't afraid to rebel but also some how kept a perfect 4.0 gpa. He was everything Santana wished she could be and she realised he was helping her do that, he studied with her, he brought her leather jackets and tight skinny jeans, he paid for her piercings (Her nose and tongue) and he treated her like his little sister. She'd always wanted most of all to have a proper family and Kurt was the closest she'd ever gotten and she was fine with that.
Kurt told her to "get dressed and look 18" and then left the room informing her that he was "going to see if Puck wants a handy." Santana through her pillow at him as he left and he let out a laugh.
"Rachel! Give that back!" Mercedes shouted as she chased Rachel around the lounge "That's my Signed Wicked CD" The 8 year old carried on. "You're just jealous that I have one and you don't!"
"I have it now" The 9 year old said as she carried on running, they were in the hallway now "And you don't have it so you should be jealous of me"
As Rachel ran past the stairs, the CD held above her head slightly, Some one reached down over the banister and plucked the CD from the girls hand. Rachel stopped, if it were a cartoon she would have left a smoke trail as she became suddenly stationary. She looked up at the stairs to see Blaine, holding the CD in his hand.
"Rachel." Blaine began "Taking other people's things isn't nice" He handed the CD back to Mercedes with a smile "Why don't you both go to 'cedes room and listen to it together." He suggested "and then later you can put on a show for everyone"
Rachel looked over to the younger girl and smiled, with a nod she took Mercedes' hand and they both skipped past Blaine up the stairs.
Burt Hummel, Will Schuester and Emma Pilsbury sat in the main office. The blonde 5 year old who sat in front of them stared at them only blinking a few times, she was dressed in her cheerleader outfit again and had sharpie all over her face.
"Brit" Will began, directly addressing the girl "Who drew on your face?" he asked calmly
"I can't tell you" She said "They told me not to"
"Was it Puck?" Burt asked and the girl shook her head "Santana?" Another shake "Kurt?" shake again
"Brittany, was it the unicorns again?" Emma asked, Will and Burt stared for a moment. "We promise we won't yell at them if they did"
Brittany looked around the room, deciding whether to tell the adults or not. She knew the unicorns would be mad, but Emma promised she wouldn't yell at them. "It was" She said quietly "they said they would give me candy if I drawed on myself and you made me come here before they gave it to me and now I won't get candy."
"Well then, why don't we get you cleaned up" Emma said getting up from her chair and offering Brittany her hand, which was gladly taken, "And then me and you will go and get some candy"
Brittany giggled and cheered as Emma led her from the room.
"Where are you going?" Mike asked seeing Quinn, Tina, Artie and Sam heading for the door.
"We have dance class" Quinn smiled
"Can I come?" the little boy asked hopefully.
"no" Tina said dragging out the 'o' "You have to be over 12 to be apart of our class"
"Oh, Why is Artie going? He can't walk" Everyone stared at what the 8 year old, like he had just commited a murder.
"Mike, you can't say things like that" Sam scolded "Just because he can't walk doesn't mean he can't dance."
The 4 of them then turned back towards the door and left the 8 year old standing alone in the hallway.
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At the mall
"Puck! Kurt! Santana!" A small voice shouted, causing Santana, Kurt and Puck to turn around quickly. Their eyes instantly fell on the small Asian boy running towards them.
"Mike! What are you doing out here, how did you even get here?" Kurt questioned picking the 8 year old up into his arms.
"I walked here" The boy said proudly, "I wanted to go dance with the others but they wouldn't let me, and I knew that you were all here at the shops and so I thought i'd come find you"
"We're taking you home" Puck said, shaking his head slightly
"We only have our bikes though" Santana pointed out "He's to small to sit on the back like I do"
"I'll take him on mine, I'm safer than Puck is" Kurt said, heading towards where their 2 motorbikes were parked.
"Dad?" Kurt called as he stepped into the house, he had Mike in a piggy back and Puck and Santana followed closely behind.
"Hey Kurt" Burt greeted stepping out of his office.
"You need to keep more of an eye on these kids," he said gesturing to Mike as he put him on the floor. "I found this one wondering around the mall"
"Mike we need to have a chat" Burt said taking the kids hand and leading him into the office.