This list is patterned after the ones previously posted by edwardaddict and jdeppaddict. Therefore, there will be some odd shtuff on this list.
Band is…
Knowing who your friends are
Calling the band director/ softball coach and his assistant Luigi and Mario, respectively
Rolling down the practice field hill for $3.50
Getting smacked upside the head with an inflatable hammer
Gator Bowl trip… what happens in Florida stays in Florida
Sitting on a couch fully clothed with three other people and calling it an orgy
Falling behind a couch
Finding out that the couch was a bed on the last day of the Gator Bowl trip
Crapping in a cup and throwing contents out the hotel window (wasn't me!)
Running across the highway for Wendy's
Tripping in the mud and doing an army roll to get back up while running to said Wendy's
Marching in any kind of weather
Having a food fight via hotel windows
The band trip to Pigeon Forge (see my previous story)
Duffman!!!
Gorilla costumes and bananas
Inside jokes about Wal-Mart
Inside jokes about Gators
The look on the director's face as a drummer pops out of a case and strips for his birthday
The Lumberjack Song
Saying the Pizza Plus balloon look vaguely like Hitler
Saying the band director looks vaguely like Hitler
Being told to do a Nazi march for saying the band director looks vaguely like Hitler
Coconuts!
Busting your nose on monkey bars before competition
Saying the drum major is well-endowed
Complaining that she's too short
"It's Horny Time!"
Saying that the judges hate us
Having a "streaker" at a competition… during the winner's second performance
Weird drummers
Being perverted and nobody caring
Idiot freshmen
Making fun of Christmas lights
Getting revenge on the Huddle House
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