"Two Men and A baby"

Disclaimer: Me no own Yu-Gi-Oh! For if I did I'd make that show all Yuri buddy XD! Lets not forget the money I would be rolling in and I wouldn't have to be using my moms computer I'd have 2 million of my own V.V

A/N Matomi: Ok this is my first Fan fiction and I decided to start my fan fiction life off on a Yu-Gi-Oh! Fic…. (I read a lot of friggin good Yu-Gi-Oh! Fic I love you people OO) So please read and review tell me if I suck and should be run out of town with pitchforks in my behind

Pairings:

Seto (20 years old) x Jou (18 years old)

Yuugi x Yami (both 18)

Mokuba x Malik

Side note: People I know men can't get pregnant. But I want then to so please deal with my sick twisted mind for a little while and I know Seto doesn't own an apartment – but for me and my Fic…he does now XD

Japanese decoding:

Kami god Oo

Hime princess

Kawaii cute

I think there's mote if you need to know ask meh and I'll tell ya

Oh yeah…!WARNING CONTAINS ADULT SITUATIONS (MAN ON MAN CONTACT LATER ON IN THE CHAPTERS PEOPLE! Oo), FOUL LANGRAGE, AND SOMEOTHER STUFF I FORGOT XD !

Chapter 1: "Limo Ride"

' Why is this boy taking forever! ' Seto leaned ageist his black limo looking onto the steps to Domino high. ' I don't know why I even bother with him.' The brunette shifted his weight to his other leg as his chains on his big black baggy pants clanked agenst the limo. 'His ass has 10 minutes before I leave him here….'

"Seto-Kun!"

Seto adverted his eyes back to the steps and saw a stream of happy giggling schoolboys and girls come pooling out of the doors. They all looked alike and were hard to tell apart from each other, but Seto had no problem finding Jou, His lover. Jou waved and ran over to Seto and the black limo.

" Hey Seto. Sorry took me so long Yuugi needed me to stay behind and help him out." Jou ran his hand through his feathery blond hair while plastering a nervous goofy smile on his face.

'I can't be mad at the cute face.' Seto reached his hand up cupping Jou's face. " You kept me waiting a little to long…anyways lets go." Seto opened the limo door guiding Jou into the car.

Jou threw his bag in first then slide on the leather seats, followed by Seto.

'Kami he's so kawaii. I just want to jump him Hime here and right now!' Instead of jumping Seto's bones like a wild cat he settled for a kiss. He pulled Seto close, which wrapped his strong arms around Jou's tiny waist.

Jou slide his tongue across Seto's bottom lip pleading to get access into his mouth. Seto finally let Jou enter after a few minutes of teasing. They sat there for the longest time plying tongue hokey.

Jou pulled away satisfied with the kiss as he looked into the deep blue eyes of Seto. 'Kami I'm so lucky to be with him….' He wrapped his arms around Seto's waist then rested his head ageist Seto's shoulder. " It's an Friday night where are you taking me to?"

The Brunette snorted. " Why is it that every Friday I have to spend my money on you every Friday night? Can't you just spend a night at my apartment?" Jou looked at Seto with a burning flame in his eye that said, ' If you don't take me out tonight no nookie for you!' Which in return Seto could only give a sigh. " Fine. Were go to Dracula's Daughter."

Jou shot up and pouted while giving Seto the dirtiest look known to man. " I'm not going to that stupid all Goth want to be vampire bar!"

"Why not?" A smile spread across Seto's face. He got pleasure at making Jou pout and complain. He found it rather adorable.

Jou sighed exaggeratingly. " I don't know." He threw himself ageist the black leather seat and crossed his arm across his chest. " I don't want to see a bunch of depressed kids all dressed in black complaining about how their lives suck…to top it off all that damn club plays is

Techno

Gothic shit

Seto have you looked at me? I'm not gothic like you."

"Awe is my little Hime afraid of Goths?" Seto leaned close to Jou pinning him to the car door. He leaned in so he was close to Jou's ear. " I'll protect you from them Goth boys." Seto blew gentle into his ear then gentle bit Jou's earlobe.

A moan of pleasure escaped Jou's mouth. Jou pushed Seto's chest gentle. " No getting freaky in the car …wait till later."

Seto pulled back sitting straight with his left arm drape around Jou's shoulder. " Well that won't be to long since we have to go to my apartment."

"Why?" Jou gave a suspicious glare. Seto isn't to be trusted 'alone' in an empty apartment with a young hot man.

Seto grinned and twirled Jou's blonde hair around his finger. " I'm going to be a nice boyfriend and lend you some clothes. Their not going to let you in the club dressed like a little school boy." The limo stopped in front of a twelve-storied building.

Jou stared at the building for a while before turning to Seto again. He looked Seto up and down. Seto wore an AFI concert t-shirt with a black jacket over-lapping it. His big baggy pants blended in with the black leather of the car seats. He sighed and looked into Seto's face. " I'm afraid of what you're going to put me in."

Seto smiled grabbing Jou's hand pulling him out side of the limo and began running up to his apartment on the 6th floor.

Please R&R I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did writing it