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How To Win A Girl's Heart: Frau ABC Style

Setting: Lets just say after the recent chapter, chapter 86. That Ouka went back with them to the Church.

Prologue: Frau the Tutor.

"Oi, Teito. Are you listening?" Frau said holding a 'book' in his hand. He looked down at his apprentice to see him sleeping on the table in front of him. "You brat! You ask for help, then you sleep! Wake up!"

"Huh?...Frau?" Teito said tired. He couldn't get any sleep last night.

"Brurupya!" Mikage replied happily on his shoulder.

"Brat you're not listening to my wonderful lesson."

Teito rubbed his hair. "Oh sorry..." 'It was probably something perverted anyway. Why did he ever ask the perverted Bishop?'

Flashback

Teito walked through the halls of the church at night. "Pya!" Mikage said running after him.

"Mikage?" Teito picked him up. "I thought I told you to stay in the room." The pink dragon stared back at him with sad eyes. "Okay okay you can stay." Mikage happily jumped onto his shoulders. "But you have to be quiet or we'll be caught."

"Oi what are you doing here? You brat." Teito turned to see his worse fear, Frau.

"Uh..." His face got hot. "...I-I was..." Teito hid a object behind his back.

"What this?" Frau eyes widen in curiosity as took the object away.

'How is he that fast?' Teito thought as he tried to the object back. Which Faru was keeping out of his reach. 'Why does he have to be so tall?'

"Give it back!" Teito yelled jumping for it.

"Oh...it's other one of your failed dolls." Frau grinned. "Let me guess your trying impress that other brat."

Teito punched him and grabbed the doll from his hand. "Her name is Ouka!" He yelled with a little blush on his face.

Frau got up off the ground. "I get it. You like her." He said teasing him more.

"No I don't!" Teito's face turned even more red. "I-It's j-just..."

"Well I'll give you some advice. One you don't make dolls like that to impress the ladies. Especially a princess like that."

"Well she liked it last time..." Teito said looking a little down.

Frau sighed as he watch Teito. 'Of course he would know nothing about this.' "Last time she thought it was a skull."

"Fine! If you think your so smart then why don't you give me advice. I am your apprentice anyway." Teito said giving up.

"Brurupya!" Mikage said happily.

Flashback End

Teito held his ears to not hear all the perverted stuff that Frau was reading off a 'book' that is probably porn again.

'Why did I even say that?'

A/N: I hoped you liked it. I'm in a really good mood today. And when I'm in a good mood I'm funny. Next Chapter will be A Theme. If you want to give me an idea for ABC themes you can and I will probably use them. Read and Review Please.