Regice x Ash

by Nimbus125

This is a story about the relationship between Ash, Regice, and the other 3 Regi's. This story is intended to be weird and funny, so don't take it seriously (if you could). Thanks to xnoirindigo for inspiring the story and giving me ideas!

PROLOGUE

Ash walked into a Pokémon bar and sat down at the counter. Regirock comes over and sits down next to him.

"bumbumbum BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP Braaadooooooom (Hey, do you want a drink on the ROCKS? )" Ash ignores him.

"Hey Miltank, can I just have a glass of Moomoo Milk?"

"Meeeeel meeeeel (Sure thing hun.)" Regice and Registeel come over and sit next to Ash.

"REEEGIIIII-IIIIIIIIICE (Hey, sorry about Regirock. He likes rock puns.)" Regice points at Registeel "REEEEEEEGIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIICE (And this is Registeel. He doesn't talk much.)"

"...bloop... (hi.)"

"Well, why did you come over and sit here?"

"REEEEGIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIICE (Well, you seemed lonely.)"

"bumbumbum BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP Braaadooooooom (And besides, you're really ROCKing those clothes.)"

"Uh, thanks? And, even though I'm scared to ask, wasn't there a fourth one of you?"

"REEEEEGIIIIII-IIIIIIICE (Yes, he's in the bathroom. He can have some constipation from time to time. It's not pretty.)"

"Over there with all the Mamoswine?"

"MAAAAAMUUUUUU (We love our lord. And he loves us.)" Suddenly, the door opened, and out came a very tired Regigigas.

"REEE...GIIIIII...GIIIIIIG...AAAAAAS (AAAAH that felt good. Oh? Who's this?)"

"I'm Ash Ketchum, from Pallet Town! And wow, you look really strong!"

"bumbumbum BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP Braaaadooooooom (Yeah, he even set the continents ADRIFT.)"

"REEEGIIII-IIIIIIICE (You're hopeless. You better know that.)"

"So, do you wanna go somewhere and hang out?"

"...bloop... (sure.)" And so, Ash and the Regi Brothers left the bar to go start an amazing journey full of friendship and emotion.

"MEEEEEL MEEEEEL (YOU FORGOT YOUR MILK. AND YOU FORGOT TO PAY.)"