Chapter 1

"Omg Ron you suck." Harry exclaimed. "You look like poopy pants! Take that!"

"Wait Harry! Look who it is!" Ron said.

"OMG! Is that..." Harry started.

"God, Ron, Harry, it's just Rachel Mckay Addams Blunt! Calm yourself." said Hermoine.

Meanwhile, a certain Rachel Mckay Addams Blunt was stealing glances at her schoolgirl crush, Harry. She looked down, wondering if her clothes made her look pretty enough. She was wearing a dark purple crop top that read "Sexy Beast" across the front and a black mini skirt with fish net stockings. She was wearing black walter steigers with a cute little buckle on each. Her blue ombre hair was swept over her left shoulder in a loose ponytail.

"Hey Rachel Mckay Addams Blunt!" Harry shouted from across the hall. "You look hot!"

"Lol thx Harry." she replied shyly. "You're such a kidder."

'Omg' she mused, 'is he even kidding or what? Do i really look hot?' she didn't notice the blond boy walking straight towards her, absentmindedly texing on his ipod.

"Oof!"she exclaimed, falling on her behind.

"FML right now! I just knocked over one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen!" the boy cursed.

"No it's ok... I'm ok..." she was too distracted looking at the boy's beautiful abbs. (his shirt had ripped open cuz they bumped.)

"Wow! Stop checking my bod!" the boy blushed, covering himself.

"Oops!" Rachel Mckay Addams Blunt replied. "Whats your name though?"

"I'm Draco Malfoy. Who are you?" he answered still looking self conscious about his abbs.

"Why, I'm Rachel Mckay Addams Blunt!" she answered.

"R-Rachel Mckay Addams Blunt, I just wanted you to know I've always loved you." Draco said, leaning in to smooch her.

"Heckle no!" shouted Harry as he punched Draco in the face. Draco went flying down the hall and landed into some poop.

"Thank you for saving me Harry!" Rachel Mckay Addams Blunt cried and began to smooch him furiously. "*kissing sounds here*"

"No Rachel Mckay Addams Blunt! You don't understand! The one i really love is... Snape!" Harry, with tears in his eyes pushed her away.

"Then why did you stop Draco and I from..."

"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL!" he flew into Snape's opened arms.

"Don't worry . I'm here now. You're safe." he crooned and walked harry to the dungeon bridal style.

"Why does no one love me?" Rachel Mckay Addams Blunt cried.

"D-Dobby loves Mistress Rachel Mckay Addams Blunt..." Dobby whimpered from the corner.

"Shut up you prep! No one likes a try hard." Rachel Mckay Addams Blunt replied, smooching James Potter.

"Wtf..." McGonagall mumered backing away slowly.

-End-

Author's Note: The only purpose of this was to make people chuckle, (I made it in like 20 minutes for the heck of it) so don't take it too seriously. ^v^