What Does This Button Do?
A story about when Yachiru sneaks into the 12th Division and pushes a button.
Introduction
Yachiru sneaked around Mayuri's lab while he was at a Captain's Meeting. She loved coming in here; it was full of fun and shiny things! And blood too! She saw a panel at the back that came loose when she tugged on it. Behind it were more buttons than she ever saw in her life.
"What does this button do?" She reached up to press one...
1. A mariachi band sprung out of every city corner and multiple toilets, sinks, and the like. Everyone nearby was scared out of their wits, tripping over, screaming, choking on food, running out of the bathroom half-dressed, etc. All the bands played the same exact song, and for a minute all anyone in the Seireiteicould hear was the music they made. They then sprang back into their respective origins, leaving everyone confused and somewhat scared.
2. A massive death beam sprang out of the roof of the lab, swiveling towards the 11th Division and destroying them in a red beam of energy. It then moved on to the next one, and the next, etc, until it destroyed all the other divisions. It then slid back inside, it's task accomplished.
3. A candy bar popped out of the wall. Yachiru ate it with a small squeal of joy and pressed the button over and over, getting more candy each time, until she was so hyperactive from sugar she annoyed everyone in the Seireitei to the point of suicide. She then ate more candy.
4. The sun went out. Every light in the Seireitei was extinguished as the power died. Everyone was left stumbling around in the dark, looking for candles. Whenever anyone tried to make a fire, it went out. Everyone was left in a world of pitch black for eternity.
5. Guacamole appeared in a small bowl on every table. Everyone eating was surprised, confused, tried some, and content. In that order.
6. Zombies began to come stumbling out of the lab. Everyone tried to fight the reanimated corpses, but quickly fell, until a band of plucky random people miraculously defied the odds and fought off the evil hordes while answering deep, philosophical questions about morals and the existence of a benevolent god.
7. Every particle in the universe was replaced with its respective anti-particle, and all energy was substituted with dark energy. Everyone went about their day as normal as this made absolutely no noticeable effect on the world.
8. Time froze, and everything in existence stayed exactly as it was at the moment of button pushing forever. Or however you would measure time when it has been frozen. Essentially the universe ended.
9. All the Soul Reaper's swords were replaced with rubber. This caused many soul reapers to die the next time they fought a Hollow, as they didn't notice the difference. Those who did notice had no idea what to do about it. However there was a noticeable decrease in training accidents.
10. The sky clouded over and random animals fell down like a biblical plague. Many shinigami ran to escape the strange weather. Soifon stayed out to collect the cats. Komamura looked after the dogs and foxes.