You guys know Suite Life on Deck? Probably… Anyway, I got this idea after seeing the episode commercial for when they do a news channel thing. They're not playing people, but here are who I based them off of…

Zack - Alvin

London - Brittany (slightly smarter)

Cody - Simon

Bailey - Jeanette

Woody - Theodore (not as messy)

Addison - Eleanor (doesn't get as hyper)

So now that that's cleared up, enjoy!

Chapter One: Newsroom

"Now, guys. I know this may sound off, but this week, we're doing a special assignment instead of homework," Julie said as she walked to the chalkboard. Alvin groaned as he heard special assignment. "Alvin, Dave gave me permission to dump ice water on you…," Julie reminded.

Alvin sat up straight immediately. "Good boy. Now, we're doing a newsroom in groups of six. Dave said the chipmunks and chipettes HAVE to be together," Julie continued, eying a few students who started moving toward them.

Brittany and Alvin shared confused looks about the students. "I have the parts you are in the newsroom. I'll pass these out now."

"Gee Jeanette, I hope we're together at the front desk," Simon whispered. Jeanette smiled.

"Me too," she said. They received their sheets. "Dang it! I'm up front with…Alvin…," Jeanette said, cringing. She looked at Alvin.

"Oh great, I'm stuck with smart girl," Alvin said. "It's bad for me, too. I'm moving all over. I'm out in the field," Simon said.

"Oh jeez, I'm weather," Brittany said. "Great. People in Los Angeles will be running for their lives in a week," Simon said, putting his head on his desk.

"I'm happy. I get to do fifteen minutes of preparing easy snacks," Theodore said.

"I'm out in the field like Simon, but I do sports," Eleanor said. Julie smiled. "It's a chance to work with other people instead of your counterparts, or help you learn and understand things," she said.

"Great. It's worse than homework," Alvin complained. Julie went to the sink with a cup. "OH GOSH, NO!" Alvin said.

Julie took the cup of ice water and poured it on Alvin. He was soaked. "THAT'S IT! GIMME THE PHONE, I WANT A LAWYER!" he yelled.

Later that day…

"I'm suing Dave! Suing him! Then I'm gonna live with Toby and wreck his relationship with Julie! Find him a hotter chic!" Alvin shouted at lunch.

"Al-vin," Simon groaned, eating another bite of his salad. "HE GAVE JULIE PERMISSION TO DUMP ICE WATER ON ME IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS!" Alvin exclaimed.

"Well you do complain A LOT," Theodore said innocently. "THEODORE!" Alvin shouted. "And can be mean…," Eleanor went on. "Okay, you can shut up now," Alvin said. "You're not that smart, either," Jeanette added. "Okay, we get it," Alvin said. "You're grades don't really go much higher than D, or the occasional C…," Simon said. "CUT IT OUT!" Alvin yelled. "And you're a heartbreaker," Brittany finished. "Do you WANT me go back to the jocks?" Alvin said threateningly.

"And he does smell sometimes," Simon said. "And he really can do inappropriate stuff with a pencil," Eleanor said. "SHUT…UP…"

The group went on, listing Alvin's faults as Alvin got up and went to the jock table. Ice water splashed him from nowhere. "OH, OH REALLY?! YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" Alvin yelled.

LOL, the ice water thing was funny. And then they go on with Alvin's faults, and then more ice water as he goes to get Ryan. LOL!!!

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