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White
It is said that Rufus Shinra, president of Shinra electric company, Supreme Being of the Universe, always wore white because it represented purity
It is said that Rufus Shinra, president of Shinra electric company, Supreme Being of the Universe, always wore white because it represented purity. Others insisted that that he swathed himself in snowy fabric because he wished to show the world that if one of his easily dirtied suits did indeed stain, he could simply buy a new ensemble. But the real, deep down reason the young president hated black business suits, khakis, corduroys, and blue jeans was located above his shoulders, right on his shiny blonde head.
Rufus "C.E.O." Shinra had DANDRUFF. And not the average kind, either. No. He was cursed with the kind of dandruff that clogged the shower drain. The kind that itched. He had the type that begged, pleaded, and threatened for serious medical attention. In the WORST way. And the only thing that kept him from shaving it all off was his deeply rooted (ha-ha) love for his hair. You could say that he was stuck between a rock and a hard place when it came to his hair and his dirty little secret. I'd say he was stuck between the roots of his hair and a snowdrift.
Poor Rufus.