HI MY NAME IS NEVERSAFEFROMWALUIGI AND YOU'RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL

Hey there. The name's NeverSafeFromWaluigi. For a while now, I've been reading Fanfics as a sort of time waster, just to wait for the big next new game to come out. I am mainly interested in things such as video games, TV shows, and the occasional anime or two. As such, I mainly take a look into fanfics about those type of interests.

However, recently, I've been taking a liking to Total Drama. And no, I'm not talking about anything past season 4 minus Ridonculous Race, I'm talking about the good ol' "stuck on a island/movie set/plane/island again with a jackass host" thing.

Now, the idea of crossover has always intrigued me. The thought of having two of your favorite worlds somehow merging together has fascinated me. So I decided, "Why not mix these two things I'm interested in, and just throw them into a pot and stir like a batshit crazy madman?"

Stir I did, and now I'm here typing this to you now. Plus, Total Drama crossover fanfics are always flip-flop-y to me; there are some that are wonderful, but never get finished, and ones that are finished, but look like they've been in the oven for too long. I kinda-maybe-sorta wanted to see if I can be any different.

Now, like any sane man, I will have control over what happens with the roster, which will have 28 campers, 8 of mine, and the remaining 20 being you guy's picks. Hooraaaaaay.

Now, I will go over my 8 picks for Total Drama Pandemonium. Nice name, huh?

Waluigi (Super Mario) (Waluigi has always been one of my most favorite characters for quite a while now, 4 years in fact. So of course I had to pick my favorite purple prick. Let him smash, damn it.)

Joseph Joestar (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) (By and far, my favorite JoJo. They're all great, but nothing beats good ol' asspulling Joseph.)

Goro Majima (Yakuza) (I was considering putting Kiryu in here, since he's my favorite protagonist of all time, but I just couldn't resist writing Majima.)

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney) (Finally, my favorite prosecutor in Ace Attorney, and the only dignified male with me, I feel like Edgeworth is a surprising low requested pick. Is it because of the cravat?)

Miu Iruma (Danganronpa) (Aaaaaaaand back to characters that aren't dignified, Miu is the most I've laughed at a game in a long time, and my favorite character in Danganronpa. she is waifu material and y'all are just mean)

Cinder Fall (RWBY) (Being great villain potential, I decided to get Cinder on my wild ride.)

Samus Aran (Metroid) (I feel like someone like Samus would make an interesting character in a story where she actually has to interact with these weird characters, instead of just flying around in space, fighting Oversized Barney with wings.)

Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender) (A kind and caring person like Katara would make her actually stand out in a place full of crazies.)

If you could, kindly look into all these series. Not only do I greatly recommend them, it would save you the time from yelling, "WHAT THE FUCK IS A MAJIMA?!" If you have any other questions about them, ask me.

Of course, I have rules to how you submit characters, so people don't go overboard.

1. I want you to explain why your character should be added. Give me a purpose or role to their inclusion. If you don't, I won't include them in any way, shape or form. And don't just be like "I LIKE THEIR WINGS," that's not a reason. That is you just being way too into wings.

2. I want diversity. Try do be as diverse as my picks. Here's an example; while, yes, Waluigi, Majima, and Miu are can be comic relief characters, all their types of comedy would vary between. This rule especially goes with the villains and the heroes. Give me psychotic villains, sympathetic villains, unsympathetic heroes, bubbly heroes, etc. Also, kindly specify, as I carry Dumb Asshole Syndrome and could be oblivious to what the character is suppose to be.

3. I will most likely not write a character I don't know and/or know I can't write well. I don't to accidentally write a character OCC. That's bad and I would feel bad. By the chance I do write a character OOC, please tell me.

4. I want to try to get the majority of these characters some sort of development. While it is not required, and frankly I'd understand if you didn't write it, but your character would be more likely if you painted me a sort of road to follow in terms of how the character should develop.

5. I want these characters to complement each other, that way, I can write these characters and say, "Yeah, I can kinda see X and X being friends/enemies/in a relationship etc." Like the 4th rule, if you give me a sort of background on how your character would view and interact with my 8 or so (out of who you know), your character would slightly more likely.

6. No pornographic characters. The highest you can go is Miu-levels in terms of that if you really want to.

7. Only one character per series. I want everyone to be unknown on some level to each other.

8. You can submit as many characters as you like, but I will most likely not accept every single one. I don't want the entire roster to be one dude's picks. That wouldn't be fun for either of us. The only way around this rule if it was 2 or 3 campers.

9. Spamming a character through guests is a sure fire to never get them in as well. You know who you are. I can smell you.

10. Characters like Deadpool, who are already in plenty of stories, need extra good reasons why they should be added. I don't want to use the same characters that I see time and time again.

11. This isn't as much as a rule than it is a request, but challenge ideas would be greatly appreciated. I already have some idea (Mario Party, an Danganronpa Class Trial, something involving Persona and it's shadows, etc.), but more would never hurt.

I understand if these rules are harsh, and you have questions, I'll be happy to answer them.

Before I go, I have a couple of disclaimers.

1. I normally wouldn't do this, but seeing as how the stories are here, I thought it would be best. This story will be a lot more vulgar than your normal Total Drama crossover story, especially with how Miu and Majima are here. Just a warning to all the kiddies out there. I will also leave this disclaimer on at the beginning of every chapter, starting went the actual story begins.

2. I'm as human as you guys here, and as a writer, I can very easily get writer's block. I'm the first to admit I'm one of the more lazy people in my friend group. There's even the chance I'm just a hypocritical dumbass who doesn't know a thing about writing, and I don't get this story done, at least for a long time. In fact, I'm thinking about collaborating with someone with this story, seeing as how I work much better when I have a friend to talk too. But until then, don't expect too many rapid fire chapters.

With that, I bit you adieu. See you next time boys.