A/N: I don't own Mario or Nintendo. If I did, do you think I'd be here? No. I'd be making a handheld Super Smash Bros. game.

Prologue: Bowser's Castle

One (rare) peaceful day in the Mushroom Kingdom…

"Look!"

Kamek the Magikoopa (haven't seen him in awhile) was dropping invitations all over Mario and Co. (and Wario and Waluigi).

"Yay! Confetti!" Toad exclaimed.

"It's an invitation you-a retard." stated Luigi.

"Invitations, Luigi." said Mario.

"Oh shut-a up Mario." Luigi sulked.

"Let's see what it says!" exclaimed Daisy.

Dear Mario and Co. (and Wario and Waluigi),

I'm sorry for being such a jerk over the (insert years here). I would like to make up for it by giving you a feast (and no, not the one I stole last week along with Peach). I hope you are forgiving enough to fall for accept this generous offer.

Sincerely,

Bowser,

Bowser Jr.,

And The Rest of the Koopalings (who have been demoted to guards)

[A/N Seriously! He demoted his own Children! Heartless don't you think?!]

"Didn't he send this last-a week?" questioned Luigi.

"Shut-a up Luigi! It's-a free food!" exclaimed Mario.

So on they went.

{I would describe DK and Diddy's chapter, but they don't speak.}

"Bowser! I'm-a here to rescue whatever Princess you've-a stolen!" Exclaimed Mario.

"Mario, we're here to eat, now sit down and shut up." Peach said irritably.

"Yes Princess…"

"Mwahahaha! I still can't believe you were stupid enough to fall for this a third time!" Bowser exclaimed. "You people are like brain-dead or something! Ahem… Now! With the power of the Sky Crystals (which appeared out of nowhere) I can do absolutely nothing with them till you reach my castle! Now shrink with the power of my shrinkey-dink!"

"Wha…" the group pondered.

Using the power of his staff (which I have no idea what it is named), Bowser shrunk the entire group and then shot them out of a cannon.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Well I hate to say I-a told you so.."

"Shut-a up Luigi!" Mario yelled.

Now Mario and his friends must gather the Sky Crystals, or kill each other trying. Either Way.

Vote now in my profile for who you want to win the round in the first world.