"You is KIND-"
"Are kind.
"You is SMART-"
"Are smart."
"You is IMPORTANT-"
"Are important."
Jim sighed and paused the movie. "Listen, Sherly, are you gonna do this every time there's a grammatical error? Because it's getting really annoying now..."
"Jim, you know me too well to think that I won't. Shut up and let me be a speech preacher."
"...Fine."
~some time into The Help later~
"Jim omg omg JIM she's eating her fucking poo omg Jim what the actual fuck is this movie Jim help me I'm dying this is funnier than Anderson trying to solve a case I can't breathe JIM"
"No-"
"Jim you cannot believe oh my God JIIIIIIIIM"
"Sherlock if you don't shut the FUCK up for the rest of the film I'll tell Mycroft."
"...Sorry-"
"I said, shut the FUCK UP."
"..."
And the rest of The Help was watched in silence and giggles and popcorn crunching and cuddling and when it ended some nsfw stuff uwu