After a gathering...
Firestar: Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey gather beneath the high ledge for a clan meeting.
Cats gathered around the high ledge as usual.
Firestar: Okay, at the gathering. We, leaders, talked in private about something that will keep the friendliness of the clans.
Mousefur: Blackstar actually thought of being friend with other clans?
Firestar flashback: Firestar, Blackstar, Leopardstar and Onestar on a small make-shift den.
Firestar with a chainsaw: Alright, do I have your attention now?
The other three leaders nodded nervously.
Firestar: We do it my way and I will not kill all of the cats here.
All three of them nodded again.
Firestar: It's a different kind of friendliness.
Thornclaw: You mean like killing each other friendliness.
Firestar: JUST LET ME FINISH!
Silence
Firestar: Good, now all of us clan cats here will meet at the gathering place at the middle of the lake to vote which kind of things we will do with the others.
Next day...
Thunderclan cats came second with Windclan first.
Onestar: Ha, we Windclan cats are always the fastest.
Brambleclaw: Where are your elders and queens?
Onestar: Darn it, we forgot them again.
Meanwhile...
Windclan elders and queens are trying to escape from a pack of dogs.
Elder: We can't hold them much longer.
One crazy elder: I will die four yu. (Pulls out grenade and jumped and fell in front of the dog pack)*muffled voice* for the cause.
Boooooooooooooom
Windclan elders and queens fall around the Thunderclan and Windclan cats.
Squirrelflight: It's raining cats now.
Riverclan cats came in next.
Leafpool: Well, look who's dropping in.
Squirrelflight: Windclan elders and queens with kits.
Leafpool: :l
Breezepelt: Lionblaze...
Lionblaze: Breezepelt...
Heathertail: Lionblaze...
Lionblaze: Heathertail...
Breezepelt: Heathertail...
Heathertail: Breezepelt...
Mystery cat: Heathertail...
Lionblaze: Mystery cat...
Iceclasher1: ENOUGH WITH THE RANDOMNESS! (Whacks computer with hammer)
Firestar: We gather you all-
Blackstar: -here for the-
Firestar: (Somehow snaps Blackstar's branch) –meeting so we can have time with the clans.
Random clan cat: This is stupid.
Firestar throws an anvil at Random Clan cat: SHUT UP! As I was- blah-blah-
Few sunrises later...
Firestar: -and so we will choose between this choices. Pancake making or Daring. Anyone wants pancake making? (Looks around a group of sleeping cats)
Brambleclaw: I'm so hungry. I do.
Breezepelt: I do.
Toadfoot: I do.
Leopardstar: Riverclan does.
Firestar: How about daring?
The rest of the clan cats that are still awake screamed 'I do'
Firestar: Very well then, we will-
Tigerstar suudenly appeared at the edge of the clearing.
Brambleclaw: MOMMY!
All of a sudden scrawny and strong looking dark forest cats comes out.
Brambleclaw: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! (Jumps on top of Squirrelflight)
Firestar: Tigerstar... what do you want?
Tigerstar: Just visiting the clans, and-
Later...
Firestar: So now all of us will do the dares.
Tigerstar: Okay, we Dark forest cats will join.
Firestar: Anyone can.
Later...
Brambleclaw: Me first. I dare Squirrelflight to jump off a cliff.
Every cat looks at him.
Squirrelflight: You seriously want me to do that dare?
Brambleclaw: The only cliffs here are at camp.
Firestar: I wish we have a high cliff.
A steep mountain grows near the middle of the island.
Brambleclaw: Hey that was just a joke dare.
Firestar: Don't worry, we can all vote if Squirrelflight must do the dare or not. Of course the cat being dared cannot vote.
Brambleclaw: Okay. I vote for Squirrelflight to don't jump off.
Firestar: Anyone else doesn't want Squirrelflight to jump off the cliff? (Firestar, Leafpool, and Sandstorm raised their paws)
Firestar: Okay, which cats want Squirrelflight to jump off the cliff?
The rest of the cats raised their paws.
Firestar: Then she will do it because of majority rules.
Ashfur: Wait I vote for Squirrelflight to not to jump at all.
Firestar: That doesn't make a difference. Anyway, Squirrelflight go climb up and jump off from the very top.
Squirrelflight: ... (Padded to the steep mountain)
Firestar: Who's going to dare next will be- (Pulls leaf out of a clump)-Ice?
Ice: I dare Mousefur to attack Tigerstar.
Firestar: Mousefur, you heard the dare.
Mousefur: What dare?
Firestar: You must attack Tigerstar.
Mousefur: Okay. (Lunges at Tigerstar towards the end of the clearing)
Cloudtail: Wow, poor Mousefur.
Rowanclaw: Yeah. If Mousefur wins I'm going to drown myself.
Mousefur: Okay I'm done (Leaves a lifeless Tigerstar)
All cats except Tigerstar and Mousefur: :o
Rowanclaw: I stay true at my word. (Jumps to the lake)
Mousefur: What?
Tigerstar started breathing again and faces Mousefur.
Tigerstar: You made me lose one of my lives.
Dustpelt: I thought you got killed by Scourge and that's when all of your lives are gone.
Tigerstar: Hey, that was permanent injury. I just lost one life and then I got eight more lives when I was at Dark Forest.
Firestar: Either way, you got pwned by an elder.
Mousefur: Don't blame me, blame Ice. He's the one that made me do it.
Tigerstar attacks Ice.
Squirrelflight on top of cliff: I never know why I chose you as mate Brambleclaw. Goodbye cruel cats. (Jumps off)
Every cat stares for awhile while she was falling.
Firestar: This might take awhile. Anyway, next up is- (Long pause) -Bluestar.
Every cat: Bluestar was dead.
Firestar: So is Whitestorm. (Points at Whitestorm at the edge)
Brambleclaw: IT'S A GHOST! (Jumps so high and landed on Squirrelflight falling from the mountain)
Firestar: Glad you made it. Where are the others?
Whitestorm: They're going to drop in.
Starclan cats started falling from the sky.
Longtail: It's a good thing I can see again. Oh wait, I'm asleep right now am I (Wakes up)
Bluestar: I DARE TIGERSTAR TO STAY AND GET RUN OVER BY A TWOLEG MONSTER!
Darkstripe: Bluestar sure doesn't let memories just be forgotten.
Tigerstar: Losing two lives in a row. Not my day (Gets hit by a twoleg monster)
Jayfeather: Wait. If Hollyleaf isn't at Starclan or Dark forest, where is she?
?: Hey y'all
Lionblaze: Unbelivable.
Leafpool: :o
Every cat except the one that said Hey y'all: :0
Iceclasher1: Don't forget to review. You can submit dares like these;
Crowfeather dared by Breezepelt to (What you wanted him/her to do)
That's all for now. See ya in the next chapter.