A/N:- Me and my friend Olivia (lil-miss-voldie-woldie) were sat on her sofa thinking of fic ideas and before we wrote our Uglies/Harry Potter crossover (Broomboards and Hoversticks) I thought of a hilariously evil situation that could have occurred in Deathly Hallows. If you're not a Death Eater supporter, turn away now!
This is the second one-shot I have written involving this scene, so I hope you're not all bored of me! Heh
Rated for violence and general sadisticness...
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all other characters do not belong to me. If they did, this story would have really happened hehe.
Dedicated to lil-miss-voldie-woldie.
"Not my daughter, you bitch!" Molly Weasley screamed as she charged towards Bellatrix Lestrange, her wand aloft and her eyes glinting with manic determination.
Bellatrix turned to face her attacker and cackled gleefully, before raising her wand almost lazily and directing it at Molly who writhed in pain as the Cruciatus curse shot through every nerve in her body and rendered her temporarily incapable of thought.
Bellatrix lifted the curse and sneered contemptuously at her prey.
"Learn your place, you filthy blood traitor scum!" she spat. "Now where was I…?"
She turned back to face Ginny who glared back at her, too proud to display any hints of fear, though Bella knew that the weak little child was really no match for her.
Filled with an even greater desire to dispose of the irritating little miscreant, she bared her teeth and raised her wand once more.
Molly, blinded by fury and the lasting effects of Bellatrix's curse, stumbled forward and pointed her wand in the general direction of her attacker.
A scream and thud.
A simultaneous gasp of horror reverberated across the room as Molly realised what she had done; for her ill-aimed wand had shot the deadly curse at, not her nemesis, but her daughter.
Upon seeing the anguish and torment etched into Molly's face, the death eaters, and even the Dark Lord himself, laughed uproariously; Dolohov was clutching onto Lucius Mafloy's shoulder for support and Yaxley was pounding the ground with his fists.
"Bella!" hissed Voldemort, turning to face his most trusted servant, "You will be rewarded for this moment of hilarity after this tedious battle has been won!"
"Thank you, my Lord!" gushed Bellatrix, cheeks flushed with excitement.
At that moment,
"Nooooo!" Harry revealed himself, kicking his way from beneath his invisibility cloak and stumbling towards to scene.
"You!" roared Voldemort, advancing upon him with rage. "How many times do I have to kill you, boy?!" he screamed, his eyes flashing more scarlet than ever.
But Harry was too consumed with grief to care. He bounded across the room, seized the headless corpse of Nagini and flung it around his neck.
"What in the name of Dumbledore and Grindelwald's secret porn stash is he up to?" yelped Ron.
All became clear, when Harry tied the other end of Nagini to the highest part of the castle he could reach and jumped.
The grounds were pandemonium; as Death Eaters cat-called and Order members and Hogwarts students rushed to their hero's aid.
But it was too late; Harry Potter swung pathetically, his tongue lolling and his glasses askew.
Molly, unable to deal with the double tragedy, leaped into the lake and was eaten by the Giant Squid.
THE END!
A/N: - Purposefully had a lame ending as I thought it would be funnier that way. Please review if you liked it, although I have a funny feeling that not many people will hehe.
Thanks for reading,
Sam