writer's note:when it shows a [] between someones name tha means they are narating.
[Sulfur]:it was a red rain cristmas eve in the tenth where melting in the acid fields,Elderly T was mowling good n'gin,there wheir screams in the air,it was a beautiful rebmeced(spell it back words) 42ed,it was almost noon.
i whent over to vrashes house for the party,it was a all evil party anyone good was hang on the walls then used for "stick the knife in the good guy".
then there she was purma, the one lady that when you discribe her it pretty much describes a !#%$,she was perfect for me,when i asked her"hey i whant to $%# you so lets do this,theres a colset right there so let's get it over with"she nodded yes and i got lucky well she would of said yes anyway cause shes a !#%$ and i'd kill her if she said no,so yeah.
you know on my first cristmas i waited all day for santa,when i saw him....i killed him,i was known as the man who ruin cristmas evil mom whould have been so proud.
we cloned santa every year so we could kill him over and over as a family tradition,guest were welcome to join in as well,last year evil coco hit him with a c3,she got him in the croch,that was before Vrash got him with the exsplosive cookies the guy ate tho it took awhile it was worth the wait,and i really hate waiting,the last time i wa left waiting i had to get a new doctor,i waited 4 hours for him to tell me my insurence was not good enough,i killed him,the evil twins gave me bloody heart for being the most horried person to be on the island,evil mom would have been proud,to bad i ate her.
another thing that made today so good is that i snaped that annoying tiger pura's neck
,it felt good.i also tolded my !%$# she was loseing her touch,so i hung her,cut off her head,and used the bady for taget practice,i used the head for personal reasons,if you'r like me you'll know what i mean.i also robbed a bank,and spent every sent on crack,and haroin,the good thing about being in the tenth dimension is that you dont get killed by drugs.i then in my trip killed five,ui got arrested because they were evil,i killed all the guards because they were to soft and i needed to get out,i was then aworded another bloody dinner this moring was poisoned so i took it out on the cheif,i made him eat the food and watched him die slowly i then ate the editable parts of him,then hooed the rest on a harpoon and shoot it into the black hole,i whont be seeing him again..... at the party there was a shooting,it was no one inportant, i mean it was only the shariff.
when it was noon santa came down the chimney then evil coco gota tool used to fix dogs,and used it on santa,then i whent atilla the han and got two other people and we ripped santa limb from limb and used him for the feast.
then finaly at the end of the day i got two hot girls and had the time of my day,at the end i told them "i've had better"it was the perfect end to the perfect day.
The end.