Wakfu: Alan's Adventures
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Intro
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My name is Alan, I am a Feca's Shield, and I am part of the Wakfu.
Perhaps I should explain myself a little better. I came into Icarnam, this place where souls incarnate or something like that, and the next thing I know, I'm having to deal with naked gambling Ecaflips, crazy-ass Sacrier couples, and above all, total and utter havoc on my digestive track from the stress of having to fight a giant ogre THAT FLICKS PEOPLE LIKE YOU FLICK SNOT FROM YOUR NOSE!
Whew, need a minute, really freaked out is all.
So, the point of it is, me and my friends are all on a journey to put an end to Ogrest's Rage, or what the hell ever it's called, when we can't even get along enough to stop sticking gross shit in each other's drinks or at least STOP SLIPPING ICE DOWN MY BACK! THAT IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY HELEN!
Sorry, pranksters.
So, to recap, I'm a Feca (I know, sounds like fucker, go ahead and laugh), my friends are all deranged, and we have to stop Ogrest from bringing Stasis to all of the Twelve Worlds.
Yeah, tall order, I know.
This is Wakfu: Alan's Adventures, and I'm Alan, so, yeah, we're fucked.