DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN RIVER, DOCTOR, OR ANY OTHER CHARACTERS. LOL

A/N: Okay this has been FOREVER, but hey again! This is obvious DRiver but its very cracky DRiver! :D I hope you all like it XD it was inspired by mah dream last night and was beta-ed by my friend Rei! Please do review x3

"Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then."

"Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles."

"Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?"

River gasps as she wakes up. Panting, she stares at the spot in front of her and tries to forget her terrible, terrible dream.

The Doctor stirs next to her and slowly gets up. Seeing that she is very frightened and distraught, he automatically puts an comforting around around her and pulls her into a warm embrace.

"River, my love, what's wrong?" he asks gently as she continues to breathe heavily.

"It happened again. I had the same dream," she whimpers as she begins to shake.

"Oh no, not again. You poor girl," the Doctor replies as he begins to caress her back. "It's alright, though, there's nothing to worry about. It was just a dream."

"But he just won't leave me alone," River cries as she buries her head into his chest and holds him closely.

"Shh, shh, it's okay. I'm here, love. It's alright."

River begins to calm down and relax into the Doctor's arms, but this has happened before and he knows better than to let her go before she falls back asleep.

"Doctor," she calls.

"Yes, dear?"

"He's done something different this time," she pauses and he waits for her to continue, "Once he had me in the corner, as always, he suddenly turned back and went into the kitchen. Then he..." she pauses once more and the Doctors takes this cue to hold her closer, "he ate all the Jammy Dodgers."

Suddenly the room falls silent. River buries her head into the Doctor's neck for only a second before he suddenly gets up.

"Where are you going?" she asks worriedly.

"First he invades your dreams and makes you wake with a fright every night, which is annoying enough. But then he touches my Jammy Dodgers!" he yells, infuriated as he throws on his tweed jacket. "I have to have a talk with this Mr. Carrey."