"C'mon Boy Blunder, help me out! Use a birdarang or whatever fancy gadgets you have in that belt." Wally demanded.
"But this is hilarious! You look like a mummy." Dick replied, pulling out his phone and snapping a picture.
"Dude! Not cool!" Wally growled.
"Can't you vibrate your molecules out of there? Oh wait." Dick tried to hold back a laugh.
"I hate you." Wally growled.
"And I love how you somehow wrapped your entire body in a roll of duct tape." Dick responded, "How'd it even get there?"
"I don't know! Just get me out!" Wally said, attempting to vibrate his way out of the duct tape tightly wrapped around his body, and his nose began to bleed.
Dick couldn't contain his laughter, and fell onto the floor, gasping for breath as he kept laughing.
In anger, Wally managed to roll himself off the couch and landed on Dick's back.
"Agh!" Dick yelped.
"Get me out!" Wally exclaimed.
"Can't- you're too heavy." Dick chuckled.
"Dude, you have like, peak human strength!" Wally protested.
"Alright, alright." Dick said as picked up his best friend.
"Where are you taking me?" Wally asked as Dick walked down the hallway, and Dick placed him on the kitchen counter.
"Making dinner." Dick said as he pulled out pepper and sprinkled it on Wally's nose. Wally sneezed, causing blood to splatter.
"Oh... that wasn't planned." Dick said, chuckling nervously.
"I'm so gonna get you when I'm out of this." Wally threatened.
"Quiet, Kid Crash, I gotta clean up your blood." Dick said as he brought out a paper towel and wet it underneath the sink. He then went to clean up the blood stained parts of the kitchen, and then wiped Wally's nose.
"Dude! I'm not an infant! I can wipe my own nose, y'know, if you actually LET ME OUT." Wally said.
"Hush little baby, don't say a word." Dick teased, "Does wittle Wally need a bottle?"
"Rob. Stop. Seriously. This is getting weird." Wally replied.
"Fine, fine." Dick said, pulling out a birdarang and cutting the duct tape off of the redhead's body.
In the distance, a stiffle of laughter was heard. It was Artemis, her face red as she finally burst out laughing. She was holding a camera, and it was facing directly at Dick and Wally.
Running away, she shouted,
"This is gold! I've gotta show this to the rest of the team!"