Fanfiction
Every word in my deceitful lie
Cooked into one fresh meat pie
He wanted his wife
I gave him the knife
Revenge and regret filling our life
He the barber, I the baker
Now we face our maker
I was his last victim
I only lived to serve him
His wife so pathetically dim
She fell to the judge
Just to form Sweeney's grudge
And now they're both dead
Nothings left to be said
Poor old mistress Lovett
Never got the life I did covet
My love sent me to the grave
Because he never forgot or forgave
There is no reason for us to cry
For we will never truly die
The stories will always be alive
As long as London should thrive
The daemon barber and the devil's wife
Will give to us a second life
The story may be false
But it gives us a pulse
Forever I may be eaten by the flame
And so easily the one to blame
You'll never know the feelings that came
If you don't even know my real name
Write about me on fan fiction
Of course I know it's an addiction
Pair me up with Mr. Todd
But don't forget our sinful façade
Don't forget Toby dear
I loved him through every scream and tear
Please just kill off Lucy
Make her death slow and juicy
Let Todd be happy
And make the ending very sappy!