Lady has a question
a one shot story...lol i was bored!!!!
--------------Dante has a plan------------
Lady walked into the cathedral to find Dante and Nero.
"Hey you guys, i want to tell you something"
"Your not a man are you" said dante
"Were you once a man" said Nero
"are you lactoseintolerant" said dante
"AM I THE FATHER" SCREAMED DANTE
"IS HE THE FATHER" screamed Nero
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ILL TEL YOU" screamed lady
Dante and Nero sat down quickly
"I have big news" lady said
"I AM THE FATHER" screamed Dante
"just let her speak dante" said dante coldly
"Kyrie is..."
"IM THE FATHER" screamed Nero
"THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PREGNACY" YELLED LADY
"Are we having macaroni tonight" said Dante
"Kyrie is having..."
"A BABY...OH JESUS" screamed nero
"When is she due" said dante
"HOW DID IT HAPPEN" screamed Nero pacing the bench.
"Kyrie is having a party" said lady
"THANK YOU JESUS" SCREAMED NERO
"and she..."
"is having a wet-t-shirt contest" said dante
"what he means is are you having strippers" said nero
"No thats not what i meant" said Dante
"and she wants me to come to her bedroom tonight" said nero
"SHE WANTS YOU TO COME TO HER PARTY, GOD DAMMIT" screamed Lady running out the door
Nero and Dante sat there Dumfounded.
"Dude we were off" said Nero
"Way off" said Dante
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