[Chorus
Ron!
Ron! You! You!
Hermione does not like Lavender!
No way! No
way!
You definitely need a new girl
Ron! Ron! You!
You!
Hermione could be your girlfriend
Ron! Ron! You!
You!
I know that you like Hermione
No way! No way!
Even
though it is a secret
Ron! Ron! You! You!
Dump your stupid
girlfriend
[Verse
1
Ron's
so fine
Krum's
no longer mine
Ron's so delirious
I help him with homework
all the time
Cuz he's not vindictive
Sorry about the canaries
are you alright?
Hope you can keep those scars conspicuous
And
oh ya
I'll no longer show you bitterness
Ron you like me and you know I'm right
[Bridge:
Lavender
is not Hermione
Ron deserves this cute little smarty
They should get together now
Even Harry knows what its about
[Chorus
Ron!
Ron! You! You!
Hermione does not like Lavender!
No way! No
way!
You definitely need a new girl
Ron! Ron! You!
You!
Hermione could be your girlfriend
Ron! Ron! You!
You!
I know that you like Hermione
No way! No way!
Even
though it is a secret
Ron! Ron! You! You!
Dump your stupid
girlfriend
[Verse
2
Ron
, you know I can see the way you look at Hermione
She does not
like Cormac can't you see
Wouldn't it be great to date your
best friend
She even knows of your greatest fear
She's
cast a spell to make those spiders disappear
You won't ever have
to worry again
(And again and again and
again!)
[Bridge:
Lavender
is not Hermione
Ron deserves this cute little smarty
They should get together now
Even Harry knows what it's about
[Chorus
Ron!
Ron! You! You!
Hermione does not like Lavender!
No way! No
way!
You definitely need a new girl
Ron! Ron! You!
You!
Hermione could be your girlfriend
Ron! Ron! You!
You!
I know that you like Hermione
No way! No way!
Even
though it is a secret
Ron! Ron! You! You!
Dump your stupid
girlfriendIn second you will be with smart Hermione
Beween
you and Krum she loves you better
Dump Lavender
Ron will it
sink in
Lavender's so stupid what were you thinkin
In
second you will be with smart Hermione
Between you and Krum she
loves you better
Dump Lavender
Ron will it sink in
Lavender's so stupid just what were you thinkin
[Chorus
Ron!
Ron! You! You!
Hermione does not like Lavender!
No way! No
way!
You definitely need a new girl
Ron! Ron! You!
You!
Hermione could be your girlfriend
Ron! Ron! You!
You!
I know that you like Hermione
No way! No way!
Even
though it is a secret
Ron! Ron! You! You!
Dump your stupid
girlfriend