Sharpshooter's Miscellanous Anime Weakest Link
Erin: Hey, Hi, and Howdy Ho everybody! I'm Erin, one of your four hostesses for tonight's edition of Miscellaneous Anime Weakest Link!
Crash: And if everyone is a good little boy or girl I won't need this. *grins evilly as she hefts a flame thrower*
Everyone but, Crash, Aurora, Erica, and Erin: *gulps audibly*
Erica: All right lets get this freakshow running.
Goku: Hi everyone I'm Son Goku and I still can't find King Kai's Palace. It's fun and all being chased and swallowed by the Snake Lady, but can anyone point me in the right direction?
Aurora: Dear God not now...
Zero: Huh?
Aurora: Shut up*shakes head wearily*
Vegeta: Are you done already woman?
Aurora:*sneers, and bows mockingly* The floor is yours Prince Vegeta. Don't call me woman.
Vegeta: Damn strait woman. I'll call you whatever I please woman. I'm Prince Vegeta of the Saijin race. All bow before me, my spiky yellow hair, and my pink fluffy horsey!
Goku: Ummm...Vegeta, I have spiky yellow hair too...*points to his now yellow hair*
Vegeta: Well too bad Kakarott I still have the pink horsey, AND NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE IT AWAY MWUAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!*he's now sitting atop a pink winged horse*
Erin: Ummm...k....
Goku: Hmmm...wanna test that?*whips out his hair gell and blond hair dye, then remembers he's a Saijin and transforms. Vegeta does the same. Aurora's eyes flash menacingly over the silence, and suddenly there both back to normal black haired people*
Goku:*he looks up and see's his hair is normal* Huh?, Hey!, What's the deal here? *try's to get back to Super Saijin, with out success*
Vegeta: Heh, now you can't steal my horsey!*sticks his nose in the air and tries to transform* WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME KAKAROTT?
Goku: I didn't do anything. And my name is GOKU not KAKAROTT!
Crash: You both signed a contract saying that you wouldn't transform, and any power you summon goes to Aurora. If I were you I wouldn't make her mad. *she displayed the two contracts that they both signed before the game started then grinned evilly then walks away before they can examine them further*
Vegeta: Damn you woman.
Aurora: I am NOT your woman. You already have one. Now get that sweet ass of yours down in your seat.
Everyone: *snickers*
Vegeta: Your asking for it WOMAN! Mabey I should consider building a harem...*he sits down in his seat like a good little puppy while Aurora glares at him*
Tenchi: You can have mine!
Erica: If I survive this it'll be a miracle. Crash get the thrower ready.
Crash: All right capitan*salutes Erica*
Sakura: Okkk....*looks slightly afraid of everyone else around her, then she perks up* I'm Sakura Avalon and I found a quarter in my ear, a half dollar in my nose, and the 10 year old bag of jelly I found in my pocket was scrum-didly-umptious!
Spike: Is anyone else grossed out by that?
Erin: Moving on...
Kero: I'm Kero Beros guardian of the Clow cards at your service. Ahhhhhhh it's gonna eat me!
Sakura: What's gonna eat you?
Kero: THE BOWL OF PUDDING! I JUST SAW IN THE AUDIENCE!*Yugi and Zero look out at the audience, but there's nothing there...*
Yugi: There's nothing there Kero, only Pegasus and some other freaks.
From Audience Pegasus: I RESENT THAT!
Yugi: Too bad Pegasus, we got invited and you got shunned.*shakes head* You should have known letting your affair with Joey be public was a bad idea!
Pegasus: Well I can't help it if he's got such a great bod!
Everyone:*shudders*
Kero: Where are we again?
Zero: I'm Raye Enna but you can call me Zero cause I'm a loser! Wait a minute what's my name again? I thought it was Raye...why does everyone call me Zero then?*begins to mutter something about his mommy and Raye and other people*
Erica:^_^;
Kizuna: Hi my name is Kizuna and I have cat ears! I don't know why exactly, I woke up one day and there they were sticking out of my head. I wonder if I'll grow a tail...*begin's to wander around the room muttering about cats*
Erin: ^_^;;
Tenchi: I'm Tenchi Masaki somebody please help me get away from these women! Help, I'll do anything to get away from them just GET ME OUTTA HERE!
From Audience: Tenchi! Come back! We miss you! *Tsasami, Mihoshi, Washu, and Ayeka are all waving frantically at him and Ryoko.*
Kizuna: Meooow?
Ryoko: I'm the space pirate Ryoko and livin' with Tenchi has made me realize how gay he really is. I mean come on! How many times has he walked in on any of us and not taken advantage of us? I mean look at this!*displays her sizable rack* See what I mean! He turns away as if it were something bad or disgusting!*Tenchi was looking around frantically for an exit*
Tenchi: I am not gay!
Ryoko: Yes dear, you are. How many times have I given you chances? At least 30 today or so and still you turn away. I bet you think the skanky Pegasus is cute too!
Tenchi: Well now that you mention it...
Ryoko: I knew it I knew it!*she gets up and stalks out of the room*
Tenchi: I dunno*shrugs*
Crash: Ughhhhhh...how can you think that guy's cute?
Tenchi: *blushing* Well he's got pretty hair and all...
Vegeta: *muttering*What a pansy...
Zero:*blinking a few times* No kidding
Kero:Where are we?
Yugi: I'm Yugi Mutoh and this is Yami, my special friend.*smiles non-challant*
From Audience Joey: PANSEY! Tenchi I'm warning you now! Stay away form my Pegasus!
Yami: I have to agree. I mean who can be that short and talk that mush and not be one?
Tenchi: You go girl!
Aurora: SHUT UP!*Everybody gets extremely quiet.* Spike you may continue.
Spike: Spike Speigel's the name, bounty huntin's the game. I faked my own death once, and I can do it again, this time without losing an eye!
Crash: Ummmm......k.....
Spike: What?
Crash: Well....I thought you were taller.
Spike: What are you talking about? I'm tall!
Crash: No you're not. I'm taller than you are.
Spike: Whatever. At least I'm taller than fruit boy over there.*points to Yugi who's dancing the macerena with Kero in a fruit hat*
Erica, Crash, and Aurora: Oooooooooookkkkkkkkk......
Erin: Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh...how cute!
Erica: Are you the retarded personality or something?
Crash and Aurora: I do believe so.
Erin: Humph
Everbody:*snickers*
Vegeta: I demand you get me off this freakshow! Me and Pretty Pony have things to do!
Aurora: I'm doing the God damn best I can! And I am not your WOMAN! Now sit back down back in your chair And WaIt FOR THE QUESTIONS!!!
Everyone: *flinches, 'cept Aurora*
Zero: *whispering to Erin* Is she always like that?
Erin: Sadly yes, pretty much. Alrighty then if you'll set the clock we'll begin!
Erica: Goku, how do you spell your name?
Goku: Ummmm...G-O-U-K-O-U?
Erin: Dear God that's incorrect. How could you not know how to spell your own name?*Link-0* The correct answer is G-O-K-U nitwit.
Crash: Sakura, what begins with semi and ends with truck?
Sakura: Ummm...Sesame Street?
Crash: No, the correct answer was Semi Truck*link-0*
Sakura: Ooooo I thought you said what begins with Sesame and pollutes the minds of young children with corrupt images of violence and nudity!
Erin: Oooo.....kkkkk..... *Link-0*
Erin: Zero whats the authors favorite anime?
Zero: She doesn't have one!
Erica: That's correct. *link-50* Other answer's include 'Ahhhhhhhhh the Pudding is going to eat me!' and 'duuuuuuuuuuhhhh...where am I?'
Bowl of Pudding: *From Audience* I resent that! I only want Kero!
Kero: I TOLD YOU IT WAS REAL!
Vegeta: *snickers*
Aurora: What? Ok, your question is why does Crash have to break everything she see's?
Vegeta: Hmmmmmmmm....*stares off into space*
Erin: Ummm...k...We'll get back to you on that one
Kero: BANK!
Crash: it's not even your turn!
Kero: *stares blankly at her* Where are we?
Vegeta: Ohhhh..that tickeles!* the little conscious angel devil things are sitting on his shoulders*
Bad Vegeta: How come we never blow up people any more?
Good Vegeta: Because Bulma won't let him! You should thank her for that!*playfully tugs at one of Vegeta's black locks and blows in his ear.*
Vegeta: Ohhh that tickles...wait a sec! Stop it get off my shoulders'!*tries to brush them off with out success*
Erica: Did you forget to take a medicine or something?
Vegeta: No baka, this is normal! Stop it*the good one stuck a finger in his ear* go pester those women!
Aurora and Erica: We are NOT your WOMEN!
Aurora: Your WOMAN is standing out in the audience with smoke pouring out of her ears!
Bulma: From Audience: Vegeta! We already went through this part of your re-hab! You told me you were done picking up corner sluts!
Erin, Erica, Crash, and Aurora: *gasp of rage* HOW DARE YOU! WE ARE NOT SLUTS YOU SKANKY WHORE!
Aurora: Guards! Take her away! *Gene Starwind and Tori Avalon walk in and drag her away, with her kicking and screaming all the way. Gene pops back in for a moment*
Gene: Anything else ma'am?
Erin: NO! Now go away.
Vegeta: *sigh* Oh dear now you've done it. *glares at Aurora* If she's hurt you'll pay WOMAN!
Aurora: That's it! Stop the clock.*link-50, 2min, 10 sec.*
Everyone except Aurora and Vegeta:*flinches*
Aurora:*continues* Why don't you try this woman ...*pulls out a fork* en gaurd!
Vegeta: Bring it on bitch! *pulls out a spoon*
Aurora: Oh it has already been ba-rought! *Aurora and Vegeta begin to fight*
Erin: Ummmm...k...
Crash: Whatever. Start the clock. Kero what is this?*holds up a pine cone*
Kero: A bowl of pudding?
Bowl of Pudding: You loser I'm out here!
Kero: Ahhhhhh I TOLD YOU IT WAS REAL! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!
BoP: Damn strait I'm gonna. *the pudding floats onto stage and begins to chase Kero through the studio. Aurora and Vegeta are now river danceing over the stage*
Erica: Kamia sama...*link-0*
Yami: You said it.
Erin: Kizuna
Kizuna: Meow?
Erica: *shakes head* Why in hell did I want to do this again? This is beyond messed up now. Why the hell doesn't Kero just eat the pudding?
Kizuna: Meow. Meow meow, meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Crash: Alright...That is....errrr.....correct.*link-50* Other answers include 'Nani? I have no clue as to where I am and what or who is a Kero?' Also 'I'm really really horney and that pudding looks scrumptious.' would have worked.
Stan: Is this studio 6?
Erica: No. What the hell are you doing here?
Cartman: Shut your god damned mouth you whore!
Erica: Shut up fat ass.
Cartman: Hey! I am not fat! I'm just big boned. Jesus Christ what the hell is that?*points to where Vegeta and Aurora are now fighting*
Zero: Aurora and Vegeta are fighting again.
Crash: Stop the clock *1.50* dear god almost two minutes left?!
Spike: Hit the deck!*Vegeta let out a barage of Ki blasts and everyone but Kenny falls to the floor.*
Stan: Oh my god you killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!*Vegeta turns and flicks everyone off then turns back to block a new barrage of kicks and punches.*
Goku: Hey! Vegeta! I thought we were supposed to fight!
Vegeta: Not...Now....Kakarott...the author MUST HAVE...changed..HER...mind.
Goku: My name is SON GOKU!, not KAKAROTT! *starts to sob* why can't you just understand that?*Vegeta blew up a wall and blasted a few more Ki blasts at Aurora before turning to look at Goku*
Vegeta: I'll call you whatever I please you low born ninny! *Aurora darts in and kicks him in the balls hard enough so that everyone heard the thunk of her foot connecting with the ermmm...flesh. He sank slowly to his seat.*
Aurora: *panting* That's better..now where were we? Ah yes*she slid back into her own seat* All right start the clock. Spike what do you get when you cross a girl pig with a guy monkey?
Spike: Ouch...ummm... a pig monkey?
Aurora: What gender? a) femal, or b) male?
Spike: c) it!
Crash: That's correct *link-150* Since it was technically two questions i'll give you 50 more dollars.
Erica: Tenchi where are the only, openeings in the human body?
Tenchi: Ummm...your mouth*fingeres his lip while staring seductively at Pegasus*your eyes*flutteres them a him too* and your ass!*he smacked his to prove the point.*
Pegasus: I'll be seeing you after the show*eyebrow wiggle*
Everyone: *Shudder*
Mihoshi, Tsasami, Ayeka, and Washu: Oh no you won't!
Mihoshi: We've got our own plans...
Washu: *to Ayeka* I invented the de-gay spray. One spritz, or in his case we might need a whole bottle, of this stuff and he goes strait from now on!
Ayeka: Excelent...
Crash: Scarily that is correct*coughs*homo*coughs* *link-200*Kero, give me one reason not to test my flamthrower on you.
Kero: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! THE PUDDING IS GOING TO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crash: Well I guess that solves that question *link-250*Yami...
Yugi:... and this little piggy went wee wee wee wee all the way home! wanna do it again?
Sakura: All right!
Crash: *shakeing head* I don't think I can take anymore of this.
Erin:*smileing cheerfully*Momentai! We'll get through this! I mean we're all from the same--
Yami: You're takeing up time! C'mon, get to the questions!
Erica: We'll get back to you on that one. We stil have to think of some.
Yami: WELL HURRY UP! I CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO SIT HERE ALL DAY! I HAVE TO GO DOWNLOAD SOME MORE SCRAMBLED PORN AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO--
Aurora: That's all right, we don't need to know. *muttering to Goku*v though I wouldn't be supurised if it was that slut Mai.
Goku: I wouldn't doubt it.
Yami: What was that?
Erin: Never mind. Here's your question. What does1+56-98/22+98+78+54-96+36*85+14-4-4-58+25+87*-89+23-98+78/4*8=?
Yami: HOW IN HEL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW????
Aurora: That is correct! There is no answer so that one will have to do!
Erica: Actually she just REALLY sucks at math and doesn't want to take the time to figure it out.
Aurora: Hey! That is not fair! You're even worse at it than I am!
Erica: I never said I wasn't! Yugi!
Yugi: Nan? BANK! Why are there 4 hostesses instead of just one?
Erin: Aren't we the ones who're supposed to be asking questions?
Yami: Well there are four of you...why do we need so many people to do what just one person is probably capeable of?
Erin and Crash:*blinking rapidly several times*
Erica: Well, technically there really only is--
THE DUMDUM DUM DUM MUSIC PLAYS
Erica: Thank you God I swear I will never swear again!
Crash:....*snicker*All right now vote.
Goku: The pudding!
Vegeta: Aurora!
Sakura: The hair gell!
Kero:from inside pudding THE PUDING!
Zero: Vegeta!
Vegeta: *glares at him hard enough to make Zero squirm*
Zero: NO! I change my vote to Tenchi!
Kizuna: The pudding!
Yugi: Kero!
Yami: Tenchi!
Tenchi: Ryoko!
Ryoko: Tenchi! How dare you! Pegasus!*pop's back into seat*
Spike: Tenchi!
Erin: Ok...Goku why the pudding?
Goku: I want the pudding, it looks yummy!
Aurora: You can't pick me Vegeta*pouts* pick someone else...or I'll tell...
Vegeta: Myself!*groans and clutches his balls*
Erica: Sakura change your vote.
Sakura: Oh all right...Tenchi! He's got to be the biggest homo I've ever seen! *she's still playing with Yugi's toes...*
Crash: Everyone who voted for the pudding vote for someone else!
Goku: Tenchi!
Kero: Tenchi!
Kizuna: Tenchi!
Aurora: Why yourself Veggie-Weggie?*now smiling brilliantly and seductively*
Vegeta: *moans again*DON'T CALL ME THAT WOMAN!
Aurora: *batting eyes* You call me Woman...Why can't I call you Veggie-Weggie?
Vegeta: I call all women Woman!
Aurora: *now pouting*Well I thought that if you got to call me a new name then I could too!
Vegeta: No! You are not my Woman! As you pointed out before my Woman is out in the audience with smoke pouring out of her ears!
Aurora: Oh poo, well if your sure...*still pouting and trying to win him over. (sigh)*Since I don't feel like asking why you picked them the practically unanimous vote for Tenchi wins! Tenchi get your gay ass out of my studio before you infect every one with your homo germs!
Tune in next time for the next round of Miscellaneous Anime Weakest Link!
Backstage: Tenchi: Finally! Now I can go after that sweet assed Pegasus! *Tenchi's gang of women gang up behind him and strap him to a board.*
Ayeka: Now we can have our way with him! *Tenchi's scream's echo all throughout the studio.*
Will Aurora win over Vegeta? Will Vegeta stop calling everyone Woman? Will Kero ever get out of the pudding? Will Sakura ever stop playing with Yugi's toes? Find out whenever I get around to writing a new chapter!
disclaimer: oh ya and I don't own any of these characters no matter how much I wish I do blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda...
Erin: Hey, Hi, and Howdy Ho everybody! I'm Erin, one of your four hostesses for tonight's edition of Miscellaneous Anime Weakest Link!
Crash: And if everyone is a good little boy or girl I won't need this. *grins evilly as she hefts a flame thrower*
Everyone but, Crash, Aurora, Erica, and Erin: *gulps audibly*
Erica: All right lets get this freakshow running.
Goku: Hi everyone I'm Son Goku and I still can't find King Kai's Palace. It's fun and all being chased and swallowed by the Snake Lady, but can anyone point me in the right direction?
Aurora: Dear God not now...
Zero: Huh?
Aurora: Shut up*shakes head wearily*
Vegeta: Are you done already woman?
Aurora:*sneers, and bows mockingly* The floor is yours Prince Vegeta. Don't call me woman.
Vegeta: Damn strait woman. I'll call you whatever I please woman. I'm Prince Vegeta of the Saijin race. All bow before me, my spiky yellow hair, and my pink fluffy horsey!
Goku: Ummm...Vegeta, I have spiky yellow hair too...*points to his now yellow hair*
Vegeta: Well too bad Kakarott I still have the pink horsey, AND NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE IT AWAY MWUAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!*he's now sitting atop a pink winged horse*
Erin: Ummm...k....
Goku: Hmmm...wanna test that?*whips out his hair gell and blond hair dye, then remembers he's a Saijin and transforms. Vegeta does the same. Aurora's eyes flash menacingly over the silence, and suddenly there both back to normal black haired people*
Goku:*he looks up and see's his hair is normal* Huh?, Hey!, What's the deal here? *try's to get back to Super Saijin, with out success*
Vegeta: Heh, now you can't steal my horsey!*sticks his nose in the air and tries to transform* WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME KAKAROTT?
Goku: I didn't do anything. And my name is GOKU not KAKAROTT!
Crash: You both signed a contract saying that you wouldn't transform, and any power you summon goes to Aurora. If I were you I wouldn't make her mad. *she displayed the two contracts that they both signed before the game started then grinned evilly then walks away before they can examine them further*
Vegeta: Damn you woman.
Aurora: I am NOT your woman. You already have one. Now get that sweet ass of yours down in your seat.
Everyone: *snickers*
Vegeta: Your asking for it WOMAN! Mabey I should consider building a harem...*he sits down in his seat like a good little puppy while Aurora glares at him*
Tenchi: You can have mine!
Erica: If I survive this it'll be a miracle. Crash get the thrower ready.
Crash: All right capitan*salutes Erica*
Sakura: Okkk....*looks slightly afraid of everyone else around her, then she perks up* I'm Sakura Avalon and I found a quarter in my ear, a half dollar in my nose, and the 10 year old bag of jelly I found in my pocket was scrum-didly-umptious!
Spike: Is anyone else grossed out by that?
Erin: Moving on...
Kero: I'm Kero Beros guardian of the Clow cards at your service. Ahhhhhhh it's gonna eat me!
Sakura: What's gonna eat you?
Kero: THE BOWL OF PUDDING! I JUST SAW IN THE AUDIENCE!*Yugi and Zero look out at the audience, but there's nothing there...*
Yugi: There's nothing there Kero, only Pegasus and some other freaks.
From Audience Pegasus: I RESENT THAT!
Yugi: Too bad Pegasus, we got invited and you got shunned.*shakes head* You should have known letting your affair with Joey be public was a bad idea!
Pegasus: Well I can't help it if he's got such a great bod!
Everyone:*shudders*
Kero: Where are we again?
Zero: I'm Raye Enna but you can call me Zero cause I'm a loser! Wait a minute what's my name again? I thought it was Raye...why does everyone call me Zero then?*begins to mutter something about his mommy and Raye and other people*
Erica:^_^;
Kizuna: Hi my name is Kizuna and I have cat ears! I don't know why exactly, I woke up one day and there they were sticking out of my head. I wonder if I'll grow a tail...*begin's to wander around the room muttering about cats*
Erin: ^_^;;
Tenchi: I'm Tenchi Masaki somebody please help me get away from these women! Help, I'll do anything to get away from them just GET ME OUTTA HERE!
From Audience: Tenchi! Come back! We miss you! *Tsasami, Mihoshi, Washu, and Ayeka are all waving frantically at him and Ryoko.*
Kizuna: Meooow?
Ryoko: I'm the space pirate Ryoko and livin' with Tenchi has made me realize how gay he really is. I mean come on! How many times has he walked in on any of us and not taken advantage of us? I mean look at this!*displays her sizable rack* See what I mean! He turns away as if it were something bad or disgusting!*Tenchi was looking around frantically for an exit*
Tenchi: I am not gay!
Ryoko: Yes dear, you are. How many times have I given you chances? At least 30 today or so and still you turn away. I bet you think the skanky Pegasus is cute too!
Tenchi: Well now that you mention it...
Ryoko: I knew it I knew it!*she gets up and stalks out of the room*
Tenchi: I dunno*shrugs*
Crash: Ughhhhhh...how can you think that guy's cute?
Tenchi: *blushing* Well he's got pretty hair and all...
Vegeta: *muttering*What a pansy...
Zero:*blinking a few times* No kidding
Kero:Where are we?
Yugi: I'm Yugi Mutoh and this is Yami, my special friend.*smiles non-challant*
From Audience Joey: PANSEY! Tenchi I'm warning you now! Stay away form my Pegasus!
Yami: I have to agree. I mean who can be that short and talk that mush and not be one?
Tenchi: You go girl!
Aurora: SHUT UP!*Everybody gets extremely quiet.* Spike you may continue.
Spike: Spike Speigel's the name, bounty huntin's the game. I faked my own death once, and I can do it again, this time without losing an eye!
Crash: Ummmm......k.....
Spike: What?
Crash: Well....I thought you were taller.
Spike: What are you talking about? I'm tall!
Crash: No you're not. I'm taller than you are.
Spike: Whatever. At least I'm taller than fruit boy over there.*points to Yugi who's dancing the macerena with Kero in a fruit hat*
Erica, Crash, and Aurora: Oooooooooookkkkkkkkk......
Erin: Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh...how cute!
Erica: Are you the retarded personality or something?
Crash and Aurora: I do believe so.
Erin: Humph
Everbody:*snickers*
Vegeta: I demand you get me off this freakshow! Me and Pretty Pony have things to do!
Aurora: I'm doing the God damn best I can! And I am not your WOMAN! Now sit back down back in your chair And WaIt FOR THE QUESTIONS!!!
Everyone: *flinches, 'cept Aurora*
Zero: *whispering to Erin* Is she always like that?
Erin: Sadly yes, pretty much. Alrighty then if you'll set the clock we'll begin!
Erica: Goku, how do you spell your name?
Goku: Ummmm...G-O-U-K-O-U?
Erin: Dear God that's incorrect. How could you not know how to spell your own name?*Link-0* The correct answer is G-O-K-U nitwit.
Crash: Sakura, what begins with semi and ends with truck?
Sakura: Ummm...Sesame Street?
Crash: No, the correct answer was Semi Truck*link-0*
Sakura: Ooooo I thought you said what begins with Sesame and pollutes the minds of young children with corrupt images of violence and nudity!
Erin: Oooo.....kkkkk..... *Link-0*
Erin: Zero whats the authors favorite anime?
Zero: She doesn't have one!
Erica: That's correct. *link-50* Other answer's include 'Ahhhhhhhhh the Pudding is going to eat me!' and 'duuuuuuuuuuhhhh...where am I?'
Bowl of Pudding: *From Audience* I resent that! I only want Kero!
Kero: I TOLD YOU IT WAS REAL!
Vegeta: *snickers*
Aurora: What? Ok, your question is why does Crash have to break everything she see's?
Vegeta: Hmmmmmmmm....*stares off into space*
Erin: Ummm...k...We'll get back to you on that one
Kero: BANK!
Crash: it's not even your turn!
Kero: *stares blankly at her* Where are we?
Vegeta: Ohhhh..that tickeles!* the little conscious angel devil things are sitting on his shoulders*
Bad Vegeta: How come we never blow up people any more?
Good Vegeta: Because Bulma won't let him! You should thank her for that!*playfully tugs at one of Vegeta's black locks and blows in his ear.*
Vegeta: Ohhh that tickles...wait a sec! Stop it get off my shoulders'!*tries to brush them off with out success*
Erica: Did you forget to take a medicine or something?
Vegeta: No baka, this is normal! Stop it*the good one stuck a finger in his ear* go pester those women!
Aurora and Erica: We are NOT your WOMEN!
Aurora: Your WOMAN is standing out in the audience with smoke pouring out of her ears!
Bulma: From Audience: Vegeta! We already went through this part of your re-hab! You told me you were done picking up corner sluts!
Erin, Erica, Crash, and Aurora: *gasp of rage* HOW DARE YOU! WE ARE NOT SLUTS YOU SKANKY WHORE!
Aurora: Guards! Take her away! *Gene Starwind and Tori Avalon walk in and drag her away, with her kicking and screaming all the way. Gene pops back in for a moment*
Gene: Anything else ma'am?
Erin: NO! Now go away.
Vegeta: *sigh* Oh dear now you've done it. *glares at Aurora* If she's hurt you'll pay WOMAN!
Aurora: That's it! Stop the clock.*link-50, 2min, 10 sec.*
Everyone except Aurora and Vegeta:*flinches*
Aurora:*continues* Why don't you try this woman ...*pulls out a fork* en gaurd!
Vegeta: Bring it on bitch! *pulls out a spoon*
Aurora: Oh it has already been ba-rought! *Aurora and Vegeta begin to fight*
Erin: Ummmm...k...
Crash: Whatever. Start the clock. Kero what is this?*holds up a pine cone*
Kero: A bowl of pudding?
Bowl of Pudding: You loser I'm out here!
Kero: Ahhhhhh I TOLD YOU IT WAS REAL! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!
BoP: Damn strait I'm gonna. *the pudding floats onto stage and begins to chase Kero through the studio. Aurora and Vegeta are now river danceing over the stage*
Erica: Kamia sama...*link-0*
Yami: You said it.
Erin: Kizuna
Kizuna: Meow?
Erica: *shakes head* Why in hell did I want to do this again? This is beyond messed up now. Why the hell doesn't Kero just eat the pudding?
Kizuna: Meow. Meow meow, meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Crash: Alright...That is....errrr.....correct.*link-50* Other answers include 'Nani? I have no clue as to where I am and what or who is a Kero?' Also 'I'm really really horney and that pudding looks scrumptious.' would have worked.
Stan: Is this studio 6?
Erica: No. What the hell are you doing here?
Cartman: Shut your god damned mouth you whore!
Erica: Shut up fat ass.
Cartman: Hey! I am not fat! I'm just big boned. Jesus Christ what the hell is that?*points to where Vegeta and Aurora are now fighting*
Zero: Aurora and Vegeta are fighting again.
Crash: Stop the clock *1.50* dear god almost two minutes left?!
Spike: Hit the deck!*Vegeta let out a barage of Ki blasts and everyone but Kenny falls to the floor.*
Stan: Oh my god you killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!*Vegeta turns and flicks everyone off then turns back to block a new barrage of kicks and punches.*
Goku: Hey! Vegeta! I thought we were supposed to fight!
Vegeta: Not...Now....Kakarott...the author MUST HAVE...changed..HER...mind.
Goku: My name is SON GOKU!, not KAKAROTT! *starts to sob* why can't you just understand that?*Vegeta blew up a wall and blasted a few more Ki blasts at Aurora before turning to look at Goku*
Vegeta: I'll call you whatever I please you low born ninny! *Aurora darts in and kicks him in the balls hard enough so that everyone heard the thunk of her foot connecting with the ermmm...flesh. He sank slowly to his seat.*
Aurora: *panting* That's better..now where were we? Ah yes*she slid back into her own seat* All right start the clock. Spike what do you get when you cross a girl pig with a guy monkey?
Spike: Ouch...ummm... a pig monkey?
Aurora: What gender? a) femal, or b) male?
Spike: c) it!
Crash: That's correct *link-150* Since it was technically two questions i'll give you 50 more dollars.
Erica: Tenchi where are the only, openeings in the human body?
Tenchi: Ummm...your mouth*fingeres his lip while staring seductively at Pegasus*your eyes*flutteres them a him too* and your ass!*he smacked his to prove the point.*
Pegasus: I'll be seeing you after the show*eyebrow wiggle*
Everyone: *Shudder*
Mihoshi, Tsasami, Ayeka, and Washu: Oh no you won't!
Mihoshi: We've got our own plans...
Washu: *to Ayeka* I invented the de-gay spray. One spritz, or in his case we might need a whole bottle, of this stuff and he goes strait from now on!
Ayeka: Excelent...
Crash: Scarily that is correct*coughs*homo*coughs* *link-200*Kero, give me one reason not to test my flamthrower on you.
Kero: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! THE PUDDING IS GOING TO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crash: Well I guess that solves that question *link-250*Yami...
Yugi:... and this little piggy went wee wee wee wee all the way home! wanna do it again?
Sakura: All right!
Crash: *shakeing head* I don't think I can take anymore of this.
Erin:*smileing cheerfully*Momentai! We'll get through this! I mean we're all from the same--
Yami: You're takeing up time! C'mon, get to the questions!
Erica: We'll get back to you on that one. We stil have to think of some.
Yami: WELL HURRY UP! I CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO SIT HERE ALL DAY! I HAVE TO GO DOWNLOAD SOME MORE SCRAMBLED PORN AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO--
Aurora: That's all right, we don't need to know. *muttering to Goku*v though I wouldn't be supurised if it was that slut Mai.
Goku: I wouldn't doubt it.
Yami: What was that?
Erin: Never mind. Here's your question. What does1+56-98/22+98+78+54-96+36*85+14-4-4-58+25+87*-89+23-98+78/4*8=?
Yami: HOW IN HEL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW????
Aurora: That is correct! There is no answer so that one will have to do!
Erica: Actually she just REALLY sucks at math and doesn't want to take the time to figure it out.
Aurora: Hey! That is not fair! You're even worse at it than I am!
Erica: I never said I wasn't! Yugi!
Yugi: Nan? BANK! Why are there 4 hostesses instead of just one?
Erin: Aren't we the ones who're supposed to be asking questions?
Yami: Well there are four of you...why do we need so many people to do what just one person is probably capeable of?
Erin and Crash:*blinking rapidly several times*
Erica: Well, technically there really only is--
THE DUMDUM DUM DUM MUSIC PLAYS
Erica: Thank you God I swear I will never swear again!
Crash:....*snicker*All right now vote.
Goku: The pudding!
Vegeta: Aurora!
Sakura: The hair gell!
Kero:from inside pudding THE PUDING!
Zero: Vegeta!
Vegeta: *glares at him hard enough to make Zero squirm*
Zero: NO! I change my vote to Tenchi!
Kizuna: The pudding!
Yugi: Kero!
Yami: Tenchi!
Tenchi: Ryoko!
Ryoko: Tenchi! How dare you! Pegasus!*pop's back into seat*
Spike: Tenchi!
Erin: Ok...Goku why the pudding?
Goku: I want the pudding, it looks yummy!
Aurora: You can't pick me Vegeta*pouts* pick someone else...or I'll tell...
Vegeta: Myself!*groans and clutches his balls*
Erica: Sakura change your vote.
Sakura: Oh all right...Tenchi! He's got to be the biggest homo I've ever seen! *she's still playing with Yugi's toes...*
Crash: Everyone who voted for the pudding vote for someone else!
Goku: Tenchi!
Kero: Tenchi!
Kizuna: Tenchi!
Aurora: Why yourself Veggie-Weggie?*now smiling brilliantly and seductively*
Vegeta: *moans again*DON'T CALL ME THAT WOMAN!
Aurora: *batting eyes* You call me Woman...Why can't I call you Veggie-Weggie?
Vegeta: I call all women Woman!
Aurora: *now pouting*Well I thought that if you got to call me a new name then I could too!
Vegeta: No! You are not my Woman! As you pointed out before my Woman is out in the audience with smoke pouring out of her ears!
Aurora: Oh poo, well if your sure...*still pouting and trying to win him over. (sigh)*Since I don't feel like asking why you picked them the practically unanimous vote for Tenchi wins! Tenchi get your gay ass out of my studio before you infect every one with your homo germs!
Tune in next time for the next round of Miscellaneous Anime Weakest Link!
Backstage: Tenchi: Finally! Now I can go after that sweet assed Pegasus! *Tenchi's gang of women gang up behind him and strap him to a board.*
Ayeka: Now we can have our way with him! *Tenchi's scream's echo all throughout the studio.*
Will Aurora win over Vegeta? Will Vegeta stop calling everyone Woman? Will Kero ever get out of the pudding? Will Sakura ever stop playing with Yugi's toes? Find out whenever I get around to writing a new chapter!
disclaimer: oh ya and I don't own any of these characters no matter how much I wish I do blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda...