A/N: I am bored and am therefore going to write a bit of something, only god knows what it might be.
10 Reasons to Never Trust Albus Severus Potter
Compiled by Scorpius Malfoy
1. Albus talks in his sleep.
2. He has enough relations that should he tell one of them something half the wizarding world could know before dinner.
3. He is a Slytherin. They are both cunning and sly.
4. He's too quick to catch; therefore you can't physically injure him. No punishment.
5. He would tell a pretty girl anything.
6. He is prone to verbal vomit.
7. He writes things down, not important stuff like school work, no, he writes down stuff that could be reputation destroying.
8. Al is anything but subtle, really, anything.
9. He's really good looking (I don't know what this has to do with him being untrustworthy but I think that it makes him suck some!)
10. Finally, he tells Rose everything. (This is not so great when the thing he knows is that I love her...lame but true).
"What you writing there Scorpius?" Rose asked looking over my shoulder.
"Nothing" I said, pulling the parchment off the desk I was sitting at. I was too slow unfortunately and she grabbed it before I could do anything with it.
She read it slowly and patiently, laughing at some of my musings and when she got to the final line she gasped. Her face was hidden by the parchment so I couldn't see her which made the waiting that much worse.
When the paper finally revealed her face she was smiling.
"Funny, that's what I told Al months ago about you."
I couldn't believe what I was hearing; I guess Albus Potter can be trusted...sometimes.
A/N: Very short but cute all the same. R and R
Manda
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