Once apon a time in a galaxy far far away near Florida there lived an ogre named shrek. One day Shrek decided he was an idiot so he decided to go to harvard.
So by the time he got there all the smart people were real doogie gobblers so he decided he was going to go back to Florida and bring some friends. He brought princess Fiona and Donkey
so when he came back to Harvard he had his best friends with him. But this time the harvard people were Giant doogie monsters that shot red lazers from there eyes and they all looked like giant
george bushes. So Shrek grabbed his AK47 Fiona grabbed an uzzi and Donkey grabbed a rocket launcher. The giant harvard doogie gobblers started to jump on donkeys tail so donkey blew the
head off one of the harvard monsters it fell with a thud. Then Fiona began to blow holes all through another doogie monster with her uzzi. Then Shrek grappeled onto one of the doogie monsters
head and then he shot it in the head but then he spun around and saw that donkey was dead so he ordered pizza hut and ate it with FIona.
THE END