Has anyone visited Kreuz4eva's things yet?

Well if you have you've seen her pics of Hibari, Haru and their son Kyouta.

There is an original line art, a colored revised drawing, and then a line art comic strip.

I'll post up the original; have fun finding the other two for yourselves:

http:/kreuz4eva(dot)deviantart(dot)com/#/d367xz3 [fanfiction hates links so replace '(dot)' with a period]

She and I were just talking and we came up with the idea. She did so much more than I expected, so to make things fair, I'm going to write about it as well. 8)

Here goes nothing~

Disclaimer: No, I don't own KHR. Kyouta belongs to Kreuz4eva (aka Chidoriochibi). Don't I wish I owned him? He's adorable

Accidental or Deliberate Babbling?

"Come on Kyouta come here. Good boy. Now let's put you into this costume." Haru was now with a child of a year old, in which the father is none other than Hibari Kyouya.

Yes, that Hibari Kyouya settled down with Haru Miura and is with a wonderful, darling son.

The son looked a lot like him. Almost too much like him.

It was like Kyouta was his clone.

Of course he never found himself bad looking but he did love the way his wife looked. He expected the son to have at least SOME of his wife's charms.

Kyouta hasn't spoken much yet, so he really couldn't expect too much just yet.

Currently he was in the living room sipping on some tea, while his lovely wife was attending to their child.

He was just reading the newspaper minding his own business-

"AH! Kyouya! GET UP HERE! QUICKLY!" Haru shrieked from upstairs, and of course Hibari was up from his seat, tea cup practically thrown to the side and he was upstairs to where he had sworn he heard his wife.

"Haru, what's wrong?" He asked with a small tired pant, his heart pounding from the shock he had just been given.

"It-It's Kyouta." Haru said with a small tremor in her voice.

"What about Kyouta?" Hibari asked her seriously wondering what happened to their son, noticing that his son was in a Hibird cosplay suit.

Haru and her odd interests.

"He's SO close to saying Kaa-chan! Haru is so excited-desu!" Haru squealed in delight.

…

"That's what you screamed for? You made me break a teacup, spill tea over the carpet, AGAIN, just to tell me that?" Hibari asked with an angered tone.

He should've known better than to be too worried when she shouted.

Hibari had made sure that everything was safe before he had settled down. Really, EVERYTHING.

Almost everything was Haru AND Kyouta-proof.

No way would Kyouta go roaming around the house and fall and hurt himself. No way could Haru do something clumsy and just about put her health into trouble.

Neither would any rogue mercenary come swooping in to take the life of his family.

EVERYTHING was planned perfectly to keep his family safe, even if he was not around to protect them.

He'd be damned if anything happened to them. He would most definitely go on a killing spree.

Find the sorry bastard who hurt his family, beat him, torture him, mentally scar him to an inch of his life, then drown his sorry ass, revive him somehow and repeat until he was satisfied, which would probably be never.

The bastard would rue the day he decided to mess with his family, he'd wish he was killed, place him out of his misery.

Though of course things happen, and his protective nature of his family caused him to be alarmed by every little thing.

"Ka…Ka…mmmm… Ka babu." Kyouta babbled.

"Kaa-chan, Kyouta-chan. Kaa…chan. Can you say it? Kaa… chan." Haru repeated slowly to get him to call her mother.

"Kaa… Kaa…mmmm… kaa…babu? Bu buu?" Kyouta babbled again tilting his head to the side in confusion.

"He's almost got it, I'm not giving up. Kyouya, quickly get the camera. If we miss his first words, I'm never forgiving you for a week straight." Haru told him strictly.

Hibari just sighed as his wife's antics and he went to get the camera.

Now, don't be calling him whipped now. He'd bite you to death for one, calling him weak, and making a reference to his old teacher Dino Cavallone.

"Kyouta! Kyouta! Haru? Kyouta speak?" Hibird asked hopped around in circles in between the mother and father.

"Hai, Haru is trying to get Kyouta to say Kaa-chan." Haru giggled.

"Kyouta do it right?" Hibird questioned her again.

"No, not yet. Close though." Haru smiled again, looking at her little pride and joy. Every day was a new treat, being able to wake up every morning to see her dashing husband and her adorable son Kyouta.

She'd admit he looked a lot like his father. His father was very dashing so, she was sure that her son would also grow to be very handsome, but he had just so many of his features but almost none of her own, quite sad really.

The only thing of course that he had was a little hair whorl on the top of his head, but it was so small it was barely noticeable.

"Mmm… ko, ko…tsu.. " Kyouta continued to babble random sounds.

"No, it's Kaa-chan, Kyouta-chan." Haru pouted.

"Kaa?" Kyouta tilted his head again.

"Hai! Kaa-chan, you're so close." Haru looked upon her little baby with expecting, excited eyes.

Hibari had entered the room silently and turned on the camera.

Kyouta gurgled a little laugh and clapped his hands when his mother got excited.

"Haha! Ka –mi, Swui-kot-tsu! Ha ha! Kamiswuikotsu!(Suikorosu= Suck you to death)" Kyouta laughed an adorable laugh while saying that line.

Haru stared at her baby in awe and she turned to glare at Hibari.

"Kyouya, what have you been teaching our son?" She demanded to know.

"I never tried to teach my son such a line. I don't even say my usual line in front of him." Hibari said in his defense.

"How else would he learn that word then? Magic?" Haru continued to rage on.

Kyouta feeling his mother's anger started to cry.

"Hahi! Kaa-chan is sorry Kyouta-chan. She didn't mean to scare you." Haru scooped him up in her arms and she cradled him.

Kyouta finally stopped crying and he locked eyes with his father.

"Tou-chan!" He pointed at his father and shouted loudly.

"… Haru's going to go and weep while she eats some cake to console herself-desu." Haru handed Kyouta over to Hibari and she walked downstairs.

"Kaa-chan." Kyouta said next.

"Haru, he just said Kaa-chan." Hibari told her and she was back in the room in a matter of milliseconds.

"Really? Kyouta say Kaa-chan one more time, please?" Haru asked him with little sparkles in her eyes.

"Gachaaaan."

"Kyouya, that wasn't a very funny joke. Not funny at all-desu. Haru doesn't think she'll talk to you for the next hour." Haru pouted and she walked down stairs.

Kyouta just laughed and clapped his hands again. "Kaa-chan, kaa-chan, kaa-chan."

"… and you decide now to say Kaa-chan again? It's like, you planned for your mother to get angry with me."

Kyouya just looked at his father with his innocent eyes and he smiled again.

"Of course you wouldn't be. You're not old enough to think of such plans." Hibari shook his head at his stupid idea.

"Ba-ka." Kyouta laughed as he coincidentally babbled out another word.

"… Don't ever say that in front of your mother. She would blame me and hate me for it." Hibari told Kyouta.

"BAKA!" Kyouta shouted loudly.

"Kyouya! What are you teaching Kyouta up there!" Haru stomped up the stairs and she snatched Kyouta away from Hibari's arms.

"Kaa-chan!" Kyouta shouted loudly with a big smile on his face.

"OH~ Did you hear that Kyouya? He finally said Kaa-chan!" Haru squealed, totally forgetting how angry she was at him for a moment.

"Yes, yes he did." Hibari answered patting his son on the head.

Kyouta smiled and she snuggled up to his mother.

"Kaa-chan da-tsuki (daisuki), Tou-chan Da-keera (Daikirai)." Kyouta babbled even more words.

"O-Oh my. Kyouta, where are you learning all of these words? Kaa-chan is overjoyed that you love her, but why do you hate your father? Your father is a very loving man.- Okay to those that he approves of, but he's still loving." She told him.

"Da-deera." Kyouta babbled out again.

Then Hibari was convinced, his little son was definitely trying to make his life a living hell, and he was a little mini monster like the others have tried to tell him and Haru.

"Kyouta-chan is so cute in your Hibird cosplay suit, it's so cute! Even if you're saying weird things." She hugged her son and he smiled and wrapped his little arms around her as well, but it didn't go too far.

Hibari just sighed and he shook his head. "I get the feeling I'm in for hell." He muttered under his breath.

"Did you say something Kyouya?" Haru asked him.

"Nothing, I didn't say anything." Hibari lied to her, not wanting to tell her that he thought that perhaps his son really was some little monster.

"Well come on Kyouya, let's attempt to teach Kyouta which words he shouldn't be saying. Like Kami Suikorosu." Haru said as she walked down the stairs with Kyouta still in her arms.

Hibari just followed her down the stairs without another word staring at his son as he followed after her.

He was going to have one long parenthood ahead of him.

Well there you have it. Hopefully you like our conjoined crack idea. I'm really sorry if it sucked. There will be more to come. I'll add in more of our ideas in other chapters.

So until next time~

-Neospice12