Harley Quinn Hauntings - Number 1
Where's the punchline?
I don't getcha
Maybe you'll start yappin' better
When the Joke's
On
You.
Fun Fact!
If I grab your birdy by the throat,
there's an 80% chance he's gonna choke.
Fun, ain't it?
I would know.
When you lose the one that means the most
You'll spend the rest of your days waitin' for the visit of their ghost;
Tellin' ya to keep smiling
Until ya overdose!
I'll always be waiting for that day.
But now I got you keepin' me company...
So it's not all bad.
Ain't that sad?
Maybe it's 'cus of that gag in your mouth...But don't get funny!
You ain't gettin' near my south!
That was Mr J's.
...You ain't much of a talker.
So does this...
..or this...
Or THIS...
Make you feel more chatty?
Hah.
Talk about a tough crowd.
I can't even get a laugh out of you
I bet you're feeling proud.
Not for long, though!
I'll go and get my trusty bat,
Hittin' one with another might start up some chat.
I'm back! Ya miss me?
…
How about that.
Do I have to call your Lady cat
To tell ya to stop being such a brat?
Oh! Struck a nerve!
Who'd of thought that?
The Bat and the Cat,
Tied up to a tree,
H-A-N-G-I-N-G!
..Haha...ha..
...Now you'll know how it feels.
To never see...their smile... again...
..I..
..Can't...You...
...
I'M THROUGH WITH MAKING DEALS.
You're time's up, Batsy!
- Huh? What was that noise?
Oh great!
Who let the cat out the bag?
Hey now, gang...
It's all a joke, see?
This ain't the way it's gotta be.
Huh? How'd you get yourself untied?
...But...I tried...
Puddin' -If you're lookin' up at me from beyond the grave- don't be mad, okay?
I promised you that I'd swat this Bat one day.
I swear he'll pay!
But that day ain't today.
Put that down!
Woah-
Leave me alon-
Ow!
Let go of me, B-Man!
Hands off the merchandise, watch it kitty!
I wanna go home!
Look.
Look at me.
I'm all alone.
You know what that's like, don't cha?
Wouldn't you do anything to bring a smile to your angels sweet face?
...
Not much of a talker, hey?
Oof!
..Ha..haha...
That's A-okay.
You're not the one I wanna talk to anyway.
You can't make me laugh.
You can't even make me smile.
It's been a while.
Yeah...you ain't wrong there.
That's the irony.
After everything I've gone through
The final jokes on me.