Zai and I played the question game...somehow...this happened... :D
Firstly, I hope I don't offend anyone with this, I don't mean to. This is only meant as humor. Second! This is Rated M only for swearing because I absolutely have to. Basically, Ray forces Zai into speed-dating, and because its Zai it's going to be REAL interesing.
Zai grumbled as she made small talk with Deidara about which types of explosives would work better for the occasion. She said C-4, but he preferred nitroglycerin...the argument drew more than a few eyes to say the least.
Ray on the other handed giggled madly from within the air duct, holding on to one of Zai's few weaknesses... The mint condition Naruto action figure with Ramen cup included! Red button at the ready, just as Zai began to throttle Deidara with his own headband Ray pressed the button in her right hand. The sound of a buzzer rang through the room. Grumbling Zai glared at the floor as she moved to the next table...Itachi...
'Stupid speed-dating...how could I have left my Naruto so vulnerable?' Zai berated herself, 'I'm going to throw that annoying Shika plushy in the garbage disposal as soon as possible!'
"Yo," Zai greeted the stoic Uchiha. Itachi remained silent, causing Zai's eye to twitch in annoyance, 'He could at LEAST be polite...the bastard...'
"So...got any tips on how to kill an entire clan?" Zai teased cruelly, "I prefer explosions myself, what about you?" Zai noticed the subtle twitch of Itachi's hand and smirked, "Although my good friend prefers knives, likes to get up close and personal ya know?" Just as Itachi's hand started towards her the buzzer sounded and Zai stood and laughed mockingly, "See ya later, Killanator!"
Zai then found herself in the company of Hidan...and somehow they found themselves discussing religion...
"I personally don't see how one can be roped in to a cult, I guess they could be sort of lost or maybe tricked...but still..." Zai sighed, not caring that Hidan was already shaking with rage.
"Why you fucking bitch? I oughta tear you limb from bloody fucking limb!" Hidan screamed, drawing the attention of everyone.
"You may want to keep your voice down their Sir-Curse-a-lot!" Zai said as she stuck her tongue out, "Might offend someone." Hidan gaped at the girl for a mere second before pulling his scythe out, before he could do anything else the buzzer sounded.
Zai skipped to the next table, in quite a good mood from meeting one of her more favorite villans, but her mood turned quickly sour as she found Sasuke at the next table.
'Damn it...' Zai muttered in her head, 'Damn you cruel fate!'
It was as she sat down that she realized Sasuke's eyes were closed, and she was more than a little scared out when he began reciting, "I dislike sweets, I prefer the docile type, and I'm not a particularly cheerful person."
"Not a particularly cheerful person...? Why not just come right out and say your emo Sas-gay!" Zai taunted, not caring as random anime tears streamed from the boy's eyes.
"So...so cruel..." Sasuke cried tearfully before running away sobbing.
"That...was too easy..." Zai nodded to herself, "Wimp."
Ray dropped gracefully from the air duct into Sasuke's unoccupied seat, scarring many of the nearby couples out of the room. "So...met anyone interesting yet?" Ray asked innocently, and Zai glared.
"I'm going to get you back for this Ray..." Zai muttered, "And it will involve Temari, Shikamaru, and a kiss..." As Ray sat frozen in fear the scene goes black...
THE END!