Author's Note: Out of boerdom. The people are Kyo, Yuki, Haru, Momiji, Hatori, Shigure, Tohru, Ayame, Kagura, and Akito. Oh, and YOU. And, of course, stuff was slipped into the drink. Oh, fun.
Oh, and I don't own Fruits Basket. Or Pepsi or the song Kyo sang.
You show up at Shigure's house at nine, for a party. There is alredy loud music coming from inside, and laughing. You had a bad feeling about this party, knowing something is going to go wrong. As you walk in, you see Shigure at the soda. "Oh, crap." You think. "Hey!" A voice called. "Want something to drink?" Kagura walked up to you and handed you a cup of Pepsi. "It taste different, but good, right?" she said. You, obviously knowing Shigure had added something to the drinks, decided you were going to forget and drink some anyway, and you take a deep drink. "OOOOO, I love this song!" Kagura said. She handed you her green cup and ran off to dance. You look around to see who all is there. You see Kyo, Yuki, Haru, Momiji, Hatori, Shigure, Tohru, Ayame, Kagura, and Akito all doing random stuff, like talking or dancing or fighting a death match. Normal stuff. You take another drink and engage yourself in a conversation with Tohru, Haru and Momiji.
10:30The stuff was definatly settling in now, for Shigure himself was skipping around singing "High school girls, high school girls, all for me, high school girls...", Ayame had a maid's dress and was trying to convince you to wear it, and Akito was not being so anti-social. Momiji was still drinking his Pepsi.
12:00Alchol was evident, now. Kyo was singing, too. "Have a merry merry merry frikin' Christmas..." "Umm, Kyo, It's not Christmas..." Tohru said, inching to the kitchen to poison all the food so everyone, even her, will get sick. Akito staired at you and said, "HOT!" Kagura caught Kyo stairing at you while he sang his song, and she pushed Hatori's (who was sitting right next to her) head into the wall, and left a hole in it. Momiji ran around screaming, "HAMBURGLUAR!" and he hugged you and Tohru at the same time, so he went POOF and changed into a rabbit. Then he picked up a random fish and ran off with it. You staired at Shigure, who now sat on Ayame. He was still singing his high school girls song. "Hatori just walked out the window." You point out, being the only one not high off of whatever Shigure put in their Pepsi. And it was true Hatori walked out the window, although you still weren't entiarly sure how even after watching him do it. Kyo was gone and Yuki was now dancing on a table, although he fell off it six times in the minute you actually watched. Suddenly a car came through the wall and stopped. "Oops. I think I ran over Akito..." Kyo said, getting out of the car's driver seat. Haru was now over by the soda, very obviously putting stuff in it. You sigh and drink the whole bottle of Pepsi Haru handed you.
2:53You and Yuki were dancing on the table, falling off of it sevral times in a minute, you because Hatori decided to test how dangerous drugs and alcohol are together on you. Momiji had his fish, claiming it was his wife, and Haru ran into a wall, then turned black, and beat everyone to death, except for Kyo, who was already dead because Yuki had already beat him to death for no reason at all.
The Next Morning
Everyone woke up with headaches and food poisioning. Momiji, married to a fish. "ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE TIME!" everyone yelled, then they passed out again.
A/N: Sorry about waisting your time. I'll do it again sometime! Synphy, OUT!
