Luxord: Excuse me do you work here?
Demyx: no I'm waiting for my friends.
Luxord: you're kidding right.
Demyx: yes I am I don't have any friends would you be my friend?
DIZ: I work here how can I help you?
Luxord: yes I'm looking for …
Demyx: I'm looking for a friend would you be my friend?!
Xigbar: (walks in with Lexaeus) wadd up my peeps!
DIZ: I am not one of your so proclaimed peeps.
Demyx: I'll be your peep.
DIZ: aren't peeps those holiday marshmallows shaped like animals?
Xigbar: yo pump up the volume Xigbar's in the house.
Lexaus: Word out!!
DIZ: excuse me who are you?
Xigbar: I'm a pimp named Xigbar.
Lexaeus: He's the king of soul.
Xigbar: word and this my bouncer uh bouncer
Lexaeus: It's Lexaeus you fool can't you at least rember my name!!
DIZ: why not try something more elegant like a mobster.
Lexaeus: (moans) He tried that last week.
Demyx: would you be my friend Mr. Xigbar?
Xigbar: sure I'll be your friend and together we'll be on top of the world that never was.
Demyx: really.
Xigbar: sure now spin a rap for us
Demyx: what should I say?
Xigbar: Anything!
Demyx: uh these aren't my pants.
Xigbar: yo I'm talking bout the homies out there and they tight pants on.
Lexaeus: oh these pants so tight its illegal in equatorial New Guinea.
Xigbar: you know being a gangster getting old lets be pirate's instead.(puts on eye patch)
New guy you can be the brig keeper and bouncer is our first mate uh first mate.
Luxord: Not to brag or anything but when I was a somebody I was Pirate.
Xigbar: Alright then you can join in our plunder as well
Diz: look if you three aren't gonna buy anything get out!!
(Attacks them with a broom but is unable to hit) what's this.
Demyx: this is the power of our friendship.
Lexaeus: You have the power to change.
Xigbar: Aargh or else we will send ye to Davy Joneses Locker.
Diz: Ok I'll change.
Luxord: ok now guys snatch and run!!!