Know Your Stars: Harry Potter by Boogermeister
1-Harry Potter
"Hi, I'm Boogermeister and right now I'm just a voice on a stage," I said. "Now let's start with . . . Harry Potter himself!" Harry walked onto the stage with a confused look on his face and in one of those director's chairs.
"This is a loads of bollocks," he muttered, fixing his glasses. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire theme song played.
"Harry Potter . . . . likes to lotion himself with chocolate syrup."
"Huh? I don't do that," Harry said as some his classmates laughed backstage.
"Whatever you say, Choco-Boy," I said. "Harry Potter . . . . trains his owl to bite off Snapes' weiner."
"What?!" Snape yelled from backstage.
"Well . . . that's kinda true," said Harry. "Hey, you, how did you know that?"
"I have my sources," I answered innocently. "Harry Potter . . . often has wet dreams of Draco Malfoy in a pink leather thong."
"What the hell?! No, I don't!" Harry yelled angrily, slightly blushing, as his classmates howled in laughter.
"Then why are you blushing?" I asked slyly.
"Potter, you have a sick mind!" Malfoy yelled disgustingly.
"Harry, how could you?" Ginny snifled, feeling hurt.
"I'm not--that damn voice--she's lying!" Harry stammered. "I wouldn't do anything to hurt you, Ginny." Ginny ran into his arms.
"Promise?" she smiled
"I promise," smiled Harry. The audience aww'd like it's Full House.
"Wait a minute," I said, "I got one more. Harry Potter . . . wants to have a foursome with Ginny, Cho, and Hermione."
"Harry, you jerl!" Ginny cried as she slapped Harry across the face before running off, crying. The audience booed and jeered at Harry, who was red and bruised in the face.
"Ginny, wait!" Harry yelled as he ran after her.
"Cool, I didn't know she would get angry by that," I grinned wickedly. Ronald ran onto the stage, looking angry.
"Hey, you!" He yelled." Why did you make my sister cry?"
"Because it's your turn, Red-head," I smiled.
"Huh?"
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