Hello…. I really shouldn't write any more "new" stories, but what the hell.

"WHAT!" screamed Ed as a mounted knight charged at him, he ran.

"Just what I said!" yelled Mustang, "We got transported back in time!"

"HOW?" yelled Ed "is that what that new machine Winry made did?"

"It's not my fault!" yelled Winry tossing a wrench at Ed's head.

Ed made a sound that sounded rather like "harrumph" as the wrench hit his head and he

fell to the ground making a squelching sound as he hit.

"We have to go back and help him!" yelled Winry to Mustang as the knight put his

spear to Ed's throat.

"Why?" yelled Mustang in response, "He's only a pain in my ass and it's your fault! You

help him!"

"No you help him!" said Winry raising another wrench threateningly.

"Ok…Ok...just calm down and lower the wrench." He said nervously as he slid his glove

on. Roy Mustang snapped his fingers fire exploding in front of the knight, knocking him

off his horse.

"Oh great Magician please don't kill me!" wailed the knight unhappily, "I beg yea!

Please let me live!"

At that moment Winry's machine began beeping and in a 'poof' and a cloud of smoke

they were gone.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Winry in anguish as she realized what they had landed in.

Salt water thought Winry to herself all my beautiful tools will rust! "NOOOOOOO!" she

yelled again tears forming at her eyes.

"What's wrong!" yelled Ed swimming up to her in a panic ready to defend her.

"My beautiful tools in salt water and it's all your fault Edward!" She sobbed.

"Wha'?" said Ed "how's it my fault?" he yelled confused.

"Alchemy freak!" yelled Winry

"Machine freak!" yelled Ed.

"Shut up." Hissed Mustang "can't you hear them rowing near us?" as he said this winry's

machine beeped again and they were gone.

"Finally!" said Mustang, "we're back in Central!"

"YAY!" said a waterlogged Ed.

"I need a towel all my beautiful tools!" cried Winry.

Her machine beeped again…

So did you like my story? I hope you did…. Oh and excuses for a crazy story like this…"I was bored" I'm sorry….btw if I get enough reviews I might upload a second chapter!