Sparda note/Note I own nothing\
I awoken to the sound of yelling...Damn...I am Sparda...(And my last name is Sparda...)...(Damn those capcom Idoits!)Anyway, I live with two teenage sons...who clash...a lot...yeah...getting weird Talking to myself...
Eva: Dante Sparda!Drop that gun!
Dante: Did you see that...DMC 5 Dante?
Vergil:Damn!, Your trying to kill yourself over that...I will to!
Sparda:Dammit! Can't a Dark-knight Get any sleep without DMC 5 Related Deaths!
Cerberus:BARK!
Sparda Uses Devil trigger and Yells "Quiet"!
Dante:Sorry dad...
Sparda:Damn right your sorry!, And Vergil!
Vergil:Yes,Father?
Sparda: Your both grounded!
Dante & Vergil:Yes, sir!
In the end I relish the fact that Dante & Vergil are Half-Devil...
Thy end