Matrix walked into the diner, and reeked. A pass- out smell floated through the diner after him, many binomes that had sniffed the air had done just that, and where sprawled with their faces in their food.
He sat down next to AndrAIa where she was sitting with Bob and Dot. Bob and AndrAIa where joking about how stupid some users where, while Dot was working determinedly on her organizer. Energy shake squirted out of Bob's nose after he heard what the user did.
".... So then the user- What the...!? What is that smell?" AndrAIa burst out, holding her nose.
Even Dot looked up, disgusted. They all turned there heads to Matrix, who was just sitting there pretending to shoot things. When he finally noticed their stares he said, " What? " He looked around confused at why they where staring at him.
AndrAIa tried to scoot as far away from him as she could with no avail, So she just gave up and fainted.
Dot looked from AndrAIa to Matrix, and back again. " Enzo Matrix! What in the name of the user is that awful smell!"
Matrix went on to explain that he hadn't taken a bath in about two cycles.
" Well why not?!" Bob asked.
" Well, why take a bath when I will only get dirty again?" he replied.
" So we don't have to smell you!" Dot scolded, " Just look what happened to AndrAIa! She fainted!"
" I didn't faint! " AndrAIa said, picking her head up from the table. " I just was trying to bang my head hard on the table so I could delete and get away from the smell. But it didn't work."
Well they couldn't get Matrix to take a bath so they all got Air masks for the entire city, and they all lived in stenchy (A/N: Is that a word?) peace and harmony.
And their new motto was: Stench= happiness