A/N: This story was inspired by Alex_Beckett's story Top 18 ways to annoy Sidney Perlmutter. .net/s/6908365/1/Top_Eighteen_Ways_to_Annoy_Sidney_Perlmutter
I give full credit for the idea to Alex Beckett and you should definitely read his story and I give full credit to Andrew Marlowe and the ABC for the wonderful characters they have given us.
I will be updating this hopefully fairly regularly but no promises as I actually try and somewhat research for my stories which means going back through old episodes to find moments that benefit the story.
Also not all chapters are going to be how to annoy the characters either.
This list is in no particular order except for 1 & 2 because I wasn't able to determine which ones were more/less annoying for Beckett.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy the story, please read and review. :)
20 ways to annoy Kate Beckett.
20. Tell her how to do her job.
19. Base a character on her. Give said character a "stripper name"
18. Go away for the summer and not call for 3 months.
17. Blow up her apartment.
16. Ask her 'where she would like it'.
15. Disobey her orders.
14. Talk incessantly while she is trying to fill out paperwork.
13. Take pictures of her crime scenes. Email them to a 'friend'
12. Listen to her phone conversations. She will twist your ear.
11. Discuss with Ryan and Esposito about whether saying 'Ninja Assassin' is redundant or not at a crime scene.
10. Get out of the car and follow her when she told you to stay behind.
9. Watch her do paperwork. It's creepy.
8. Make her work with someone or something she can't control. It'll be more fun than shark week.
7. Ask her for copies of crime scene photos to make other writers jealous.
6. Bet on when she and a certain writer will get together. Points if you can get her in on the bet.
5. Bet on murder cases.
4. Dress like her, talk like her, stand like her, act like her. All at the same time if possible.
3. Call her your muse. Repeatedly.
2. Kiss Castle.
And the number one way to annoy Kate Beckett?
1. Steal her coffee.