She wrote a big scroll
about Potions
for the grouch Severus Snape
She made friends with McGonagall
and fixed Ron's wand with Spell-o-Tape
And her parents they
were dentists
They could never understand
And there was always
something special
In the way she cast her spells
And the bed that she made often
Never ever caught the smells
And H. Potter though
he liked her
Never really was that right
He could never be for her
She's never gonna be like the last Head Girl
She read it in her books that
she will unfurl
No matter what it takes
no matter how she breaks
She is the Queen of Hogwarts now
And Slytherins will wonder
how did Hermy get to be
the Head Girl of this wizard school
the Mudblood that she is
They see themselves at the very top
Dumbledore shining with glee
And Voldemort wild & free
She's never gonna be like the last Head Girl
She read it in her books that
she will unfurl
No matter what it takes
no matter how she breaks
She is the Queen of Hogwarts now
She's wondering what to read
It's a big, big, big, big choice
Now her parents take her picture
And they watch the smile move
But if they saw her flirt with Ron
They would only make her cry
They hate to see her in love
Going away from them at last
their only, only child