A/N: Welcome to Season 11 of CSI! A season so realistic, a shark will actually appear in an episode. No word yet whether Nick will physically jump said shark, but I'm sure it's a coming.
So in this teaser, it shows Sara punching some random chick and one of my good friends, Florence, asked the question why would Sara hit someone? And Florence deserves an answer.
So after seeing a "behind the scenes look at Justin Beiber on the set of CSI" (which can be seen on youtube. Just put in the normal youtube url and then follow it with the normal slash and then the string of the following: watch?v=I4O2v2w89RY), I found an "unedited" version of the Beiber interview that answers the question "why does Sara slug some chick?"
I humbly offer another segment of the "Behind the CSI Actor's Studio" for your enjoyment. I own NOTHING. Below is a transcript of the unedited version of the Justin Beiber interview. HIT IT!
Justin Beiber, interviewed by a CSI assistant director, is asked if he watches CSI. Here's his reply...
"Yeah, I watch all CSIs. ... Miami... New York... Vegas... the one with the Navy guys..."
"Wait there, JB," the AD says. "That's 'NCIS.'"
Beiber continues unfazed. "... OH! And I love the one with the lady who wears the funny glasses and works at Rockefeller Center..."
"That's '30 Rock.'"
"Yeah. That's a funny CSI. Can I be on that one next?"
"That's not CSI at all. You actually named them all already..."
"...And I watch the really old episodes set in Dawson's Creek."
"No, Justin. That's actually 'Dawson's Creek.'"
"And the one with the blue people..."
"That's the movie 'Avatar'..."
"...And the cartoon version of the one with the blue people..."
"That's 'The Smurfs'..."
"Oh, and on Nick at Night they show that CSI with the guy who looks like my bodyguard who moves from Philadelphia to Bel Air with a bunch of his family who look like my bodyguard too."
"OK. We need to stop. Justin, you just described 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air,' and I now understand that your bodyguard has the patience of a saint. How about we get you a manicure and someone will hand feed you Cheetos."
"Awesome. Can they be Cool Ranch?"
"Those are Doritos, champ."
Apparently JB leaves and Jorja comes up to the AD of the promo. She looks a little ill and flushed.
"What can I do for you, Jorja?" the AD asks, somewhat concerned.
"I just listened to that... that... that... Really?... Yeah, I need to hit someone in the next scene."
The AD sighs. "Sweetheart, it's already written. PLACES EVERYONE!"
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