Disclaimer: I own no rights to Kingdom Hearts or the likenesses of Axel, Roxas, Riku or Sora. All the above-mentioned are owned by Square Enix… Damn…
Cheaters
Summary: It's not often… oh who are we kidding? Riku and Sora? Always fighting. Playfully, of course, but still… Axel and Roxas? Same. This particular argument, though, is serious. Relationship-altering serious. Read on to find out…
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It was a normal day in the normal life of a not-so-normal couple…
"You're a goddamned cheater! Don't think I didn't see you and Sora!" Axel glared at his boyfriend. "You can't talk your way out of this one, cutie. I saw it and Riku saw it, there's no denying what you and Sora did!" Said brunette and silverette males were sitting side-by-side in the loveseat of Roxas and Axel's apartment while the blonde in blame stood across the room from Axel. The redhead continued fuming for about five minutes before relenting. "I really don't know what to do with you, Roxie…"
"What do you mean, Xel? Rox cheated, so what?" asked Riku in confusion. "I mean, Sora cheats all the time." The silverette shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't cheat!" the brunette sputtered indignantly. Riku ignored him, as did Axel and Roxas.
"Ax, you always jump to conclusions. It's not cheating when you make me do it. It's your fault" The blonde shrugged, a smirk quirking the corners of his mouth up.
"So now you're blaming me? I can't believe you…"
"Guess redheads really do have fiery tempers…" Riku whispered into Sora's ear, chuckling softly.
"I heard that. How can you be okay with Rox and Sora being cheaters? I'm serious, Ri."
"Seriously, Xel, I don't see the problem. Seems like you're just jealous that Rox and So have more luck than us."
"You never want to believe there's anything wrong with your bf, do you?" Axel shifted his glare from Roxas to Riku. "Saint Effin' Sora. The hell does he do to make up for it? It's gotta be somethin' good since you always forgive him."
"He doesn't DO anything. Axel, you're just too damn egotistical for your own good…"
"Ok, you know what? Screw it. I'm through with this conversation. Sora and Roxas are cheaters, we all agree." Axel picked up the nearby Gamecube controller and leaned back in his chair. "So are we gonna finish the next race or not?" He flashed his signature smirk at Roxas. "Unless you're afraid I'll whip your ass again" He added.
"You're on. But don't get mad if a blue Shell and several other items stop you from keeping first." The blonde picked up his own controller on the way to his seat beside the hothead. "Oh, and Ax?
"Yeah?"
"The next track is Rainbow Road"
"Fuck…"
A/N: What have we learned? Probably nothing. This ficlet wandered into my mind as my bf and I were playing Mario Kart Wii. Let me know what you think of the little guy, ok? R&R FTW? Flames are accepted as well, mainly for the amusement of myself
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