My very first story yes!~ I was looking at some pictures of Nihong and China...and I just had to write something about it!~ Not enough love for them~! Anyways~! Please excuse me if I interpret any of the charas wrong First time~! Gomen! And DX Fail, but I haven't seen the entirity that is Hetalia. I still have 2 more seasons I think to go DX So please bare with my awful OCness~ And my grammar~! I wrote this but a few seconds ago, and I just really wanted to post it!~ I really liked it~! Pls tell me if I messed up anywhere or on anything~! Arigato~!
:( Of course I don't own anything...if I did...Toris would be the main character... ^_^ And some of my fave couples would get together~
"Now, let the World Meeting commince without interupption!" Germany yelled out, glaring at certain people he didn't want messing this meeting up.
China, sitting back by Russia, simple sighed. He was quite tired, and wanted to leave already. The strain of many years, pushed on him. The world had changed so much since his time... And it only made him feel so tired.
Lost in his memories of greater times, China missed half of the report from America. But he was drawn back, when England suddenly raised up and slammed his hands onto the table, obviously mad.
"That's a completely idiotic plan, you git!" He said while scowling.
America looked unfazed, and smiled his wide 'Hero' smile and took out a drink (extra large if you must know) from no where.
"Sure it'll work! With me as the great Hero leading it! Nothing can go wrong!" He laughed it off.
England seethed.
"It. Will. Not." He glared at America. "Hamburgers with supernatural radioactive powers, will not rockship to the moon, find a mysterious crystal, that will save the Earth, stop Global Warming, and make you the blasted 'Hero'! Who the bloody hell even comes up with such a ridiculous idea?"
America simply waved him off dismissively.
"Eh. Whatever you say Iggy."
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" He yelled back, hitting a point of complete maddness.
America smiled, having fun with his game.
"Don't wanna~ Iggy"
England growled.
America's grin widened.
They shot back and forth, crude remarks, and mean words.
"Go to hell!"
"Sorry, I don't want to, you might be there~"
Another growl.
"Blasted child! When the hell with you fucking grow up!"
"I am not a child!"
A pout.
"Hell yes you are! Always with your unreal inventions that only a child could imagine!"
"Well last I checked, my 'childish' inventions kicked. Your. Ass."
Silence.
China slightly shrunk back into his chair, like many of the other countries. This wasn't good. Wasn't good at all. Normally, China or someone else would intercede, and stop there arguement, but... it was too late.
If you have ever seen England mad before, this was completely different. Full on rage. His eyebrows went so low, they almost connected to his eyes, and his face grew slightly red, his eyes turning dangerous.
No... This wasn't good.
"D-doitsu! England's scary me~!Ve~!" Silently whimpered the tiny Italian. He hugged close to Germany, who pushed him away.
Several broken chairs, pens, and tables later; England was dragging America out of the door. A HALF-unconcious America.
The door slammed shut behind them, and several screams later, (via America) all grew silent.
No one returned.
Someone, some random country, coughed, and looked around. This snapped everyone out of there semi-stupor, and activity was brought to life again. They quickly went back to what they were doing.
"Ah~! I can only imagine what l'Angleterre did to poor little l'Amérique!" Said a grining France, winking at Canada next to him.
"I-it isn't like that!" Canada said with a flushed face at the imagines now in his innocent head.
France just grinned. "But of course not, Mon petite Ange~" He winked one last time and turned back to the nearest country, whispering something about England and America, while raising his eyebrows suggestively.
"L'Angleterre is very aggressive!~" He winked.
China put his head into his hands. Ah~ When had everything gone and gotten messed up? China sighed. England, never used to be this way~ahen. But that all changed when America showed up..." China sighed again. Change happened to often for his taste.
"Everyone quiet the bloody hell up!" Germany yelled, with a slight 'Ve~!' being heard within it. "We shall commince the meeting as planned! Nothing more will be said! Russia! Your next!"
Russia grinned happily, everything slightly darkening (everyone in the room shruddered). "Da~"
China watched as Russia went up to the podium.
This was going to be a long meeting.
So there was my failed attempt at a first story XD DX . Sry for the failed attempt at an arguement with America and England...XD It didn't work out so well...Thank u for reading, and leave a good or bad review~ :D Both help~
XD I take French, so I knw my french is the least that failed, XD Lolz. I hope I didn't mess up on anything else~
Thank u!~
3 Hamboj